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[keepinganeyeout]

W-Whoa! Check out all the people!

There must be someone out there who's heard of the great and mighty warrior, Uchiha Obito! The crosser of dimensions! The master of fire! The guy who stole a scarf off an evil robot and then gave it back, because that's the kind of guy he is!

[OOC: 4th wall = YES. Only plz no mention of his death and er low on

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[gar_dena]

...uhm... do you play D&D or something? You sound rather strange.

[gar_dena]

I have heard of you though. I quite like your goggles.

[keepinganeyeout]

D&D?

Aha, I knew it! Did you hear of all my amazing stories of power and bravery?

...'quite'? If I told you they were orange, would you like them more?

[gar_dena]

Dungeons and Dragons? The role-playing game? Orcs, elves, you know?
Well, I can _see_ they're orange... I like their, ehm, orangey-ness.

[keepinganeyeout]

Is that where you're from? Do you fight dragons and those other things you said? ...you have an ANBU symbol as your little picture.

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Are you really from ANBU? Are you here to bust us out??

[gar_dena]

Ah, wait, no... I'm from Denmark... And, well, I do sometimes fight dragons, but only in role-playing and computer games. And yeah, I'm a bit of a Naruto fangirl :)

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No, of course not. I have a Master's Degree in English.

[keepinganeyeout]

So fake fighting? You must be a civilian then. I don't know where Denmark is, but do you sound anything like a German person? Cos I heard someone from there...and they sounded kinda scary.

You like Naruto? He's sort of dating Sakura, just so you know.

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...is that ANBU code? Cos I'm just Chuunin rank. But I could totally lead the mission out of here! Then I'd finally get to be a hero.

[gar_dena]

Yeah, civilian it is. I'm a pacifist as a matter of fact. Denmark is to the North of Germany. And we can sound quite scary, particularly when we're drunk.
I like the series, yeah - the character as well. And no, they're not dating, not as far as the manga goes anyway, although I do support the ship. Heh, if I were to hook up with anyone from that series it had to be Shikamaru ;)

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...It's not ANBU code... I have a university degree in English literature - you know what an university is, don't you?
...out of where?

[keepinganeyeout]

My friends won't let me drink alcohol, they say I'm too young. It's not fair.

What do you mean 'series'? I guess he is a bit of a character. ...Do you work as a sailor or something?

Heh, Shikamaru's a great guy. You're out of luck on that account though, he just left the City. I sort of want him to come back, even if it's not fair taking people away when Konoha needs them.

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Is it like the Academy? You must have something to do with them, since you know my friends - so I think this is all a test and you ARE in ANBU! Well, I'm going to pass, so test away, ANBU-san!

Out of the City, where we're stuck now.

[gar_dena]

You're, what, 13? That's plenty old enough to drink. Come to Denmark, we'll get you drunk.

Sailor? Where do you get this from, kid? I'm between jobs at the moment, but I'll probably end up working as a university teacher.
I did grow up by the seaside but I can only row and sail tiny motor boats...

...you must be talking about an AU or something, because he's definitely in the latest couple manga episodes.

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I just read the manga they're in, I don't know them personally. Although after this long as a fan it sort of feels like it ^^;

D'you want me to test you on fan knowledge? All right; here's an easy one: Who is Naruto's father?

[keepinganeyeout]

Cool! LISE THAT IS IRRESPONSIBLE, DON'T GET MY BABY DRUNK

Cos you said about supporting ships?

...you say some confusing stuff, ANBU-san.

They're in a manga? I can't think of anyone who'd want to draw those guys.

Er, I don't know actually, I haven't me-

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............though he does look a lot like sensei.

bringing you irresponsibility since 1978

[gar_dena]

Ships, as in relationships? You know, when you're a fan of some series, and there are some characters you'd really like to end up together, or write stories where they are together? Like, Neji and Ten-Ten, or Naruto and Sasuke?

And yes, they are in a quite famous manga, as are you yourself.
I take it you don't get online much, Obito ;)

...dude, are you for real or are you just on crack?

[keepinganeyeout]

The way you wrote that made it look like Naruto and Sasuke were together. You know they're both guys, right?

Someone wrote a story about me?? Was I the main character? Did I do a load of cool stuff?

I go on this device now and again. People seem to use it to moan about curses, heh.

Aww man, I'm never going to pass the ANBU exams!

[gar_dena]

Yeah, in those stories, they are together. Seriously, the way they always fight and constantly think of each other, it kind of smacks of romantic urges hidden beneath the surface... xD

Well, actually, quite a few people write stories about you, where you get up to all sorts of crazy things!

Aw, I'm sure you could get into ANBU. I don't know why you'd want to, though; seems to me like most of them would go pretty crazy after a while what with all the killing they'd have to do, probably a lot of innocent people as well.

[keepinganeyeout]

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Oh god I can't get the thought out of my head! Gross gross gross!

At least you sort of make up for it by telling me there's a universe that appreciates the awesomeness of Obito.

ANBU wouldn't kill innocent people, they fight to protect the village. I just want to make jounin so I can be one of the best police officials out there and be a part of my family.

[gar_dena]

Heh, yeah, most guys react that way xD
But we do appreciate you. You're quite the hero with those who know who you are :)

Hm. But you're still ninja, all of you. You're trained killers. Every once in a while, you'll end up having to kill someone innocent, maybe against your will, on the orders of a person higher up than you. That's why you won't ever see me as any kind of soldier.