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Yes, I realize I haven't updated in forever. No, I don't care.
But I'll do everybody a favor and fill you in on the current happenings in the life that is Dan's:
I smoked pot for the very first time. I coughed and coughed until I threw up. Then I proceeded to melt on a couch, and I never looked uglier in my life. I swear I'll never do that again.
I lost my virginity. I was told that if I didn't consummate my love, she would leave me. I cried afterwards. If there was one thing I wish I could take back, there it is.
This is why I am now a devout Christian. I figure I can make up for shames of the past with spiritual slavery. It's win-motherfucking-win!
Hail Satan Jesus. Bitch.
(but in all seriousness, somebody fucking kill me)
But I'll do everybody a favor and fill you in on the current happenings in the life that is Dan's:
I smoked pot for the very first time. I coughed and coughed until I threw up. Then I proceeded to melt on a couch, and I never looked uglier in my life. I swear I'll never do that again.
I lost my virginity. I was told that if I didn't consummate my love, she would leave me. I cried afterwards. If there was one thing I wish I could take back, there it is.
This is why I am now a devout Christian. I figure I can make up for shames of the past with spiritual slavery. It's win-motherfucking-win!
Hail Satan Jesus. Bitch.
(but in all seriousness, somebody fucking kill me)