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marionette was looking for beer/drinking quotes, so here are some for her. & anybody else :]
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
-- Tom Waits
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
-- For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-- George Carlin
"Nobody drove me to drink... but they had to drive me back."
-- John Barleycorn
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
--W.C. Fields
Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
-- Unknown
He was a wise man who invented beer.
-- Plato
I love to drink martinis.
Two at the very most.
Three I'm under the table.
Four I'm under the host!
-- Dorothy Parker
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
-- Unknown
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
-- Winston Churchill
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats
I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to
celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.
-- Dave Barry
I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap.
--Rudyard Wheatley
I'll have what the man on the floor's having!
-- Unknown
Here's to bein' single...
drinkin' doubles...
and seein' triple!
-- Unknown
Never buy a drink for the road, because the road
is already layed out.
-- Flip Wilson
Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity.
-- George DuMaurier
I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
-- Shakespeare, Henry V
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
-- Dave Barry
Mmmm... beer.
-- Homer Simpson
Creative juices flow from a 12oz. can
-- Submitted by Dizzichik
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
-- Kaiser Wilhelm
The government will fall that raises the price of beer.
--Czech saying
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
-- Benjamin Franklin
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
--Cuthbert J. Twillie (W. C. Fields) in
'My Little Chickadee,' (1940)
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
-- Henny Youngman
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
-- Tom Waits
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
-- For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-- George Carlin
"Nobody drove me to drink... but they had to drive me back."
-- John Barleycorn
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
--W.C. Fields
Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
-- Unknown
He was a wise man who invented beer.
-- Plato
I love to drink martinis.
Two at the very most.
Three I'm under the table.
Four I'm under the host!
-- Dorothy Parker
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
-- Unknown
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
-- Winston Churchill
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats
I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to
celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.
-- Dave Barry
I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap.
--Rudyard Wheatley
I'll have what the man on the floor's having!
-- Unknown
Here's to bein' single...
drinkin' doubles...
and seein' triple!
-- Unknown
Never buy a drink for the road, because the road
is already layed out.
-- Flip Wilson
Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity.
-- George DuMaurier
I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
-- Shakespeare, Henry V
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
-- Dave Barry
Mmmm... beer.
-- Homer Simpson
Creative juices flow from a 12oz. can
-- Submitted by Dizzichik
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
-- Kaiser Wilhelm
The government will fall that raises the price of beer.
--Czech saying
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
-- Benjamin Franklin
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
--Cuthbert J. Twillie (W. C. Fields) in
'My Little Chickadee,' (1940)
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
-- Henny Youngman