meme: iTunes eight-ball: put your iTunes on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Ridiculous Thoughts" - The Cranberries
(I choose to view this as a good thing...)
Will I have a happy life?
"Beef Jerky" - Cibo Matto
(apparently my life will be surreal?)
What do my friends really think of me?
"Subterranean Homesick Alien" - Radiohead
(Damn! you've found me out! just don't report me to the Feds, k?)
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Winter" - Tori Amos
(People fantasize about me and snow? or want me to be their warm snugglin partner? or, alternatively they think I'm frigid?)
How can I make myself happy?
"Abigail, Belle of Kilronan" - The Magnetic Fields
(strictly on title, clearly a lady, which is probably true, but if we dig into content of song I'm supposed to go to war and abandon my past?)
What should I do with my life?
"Broken Face" - The Pixies
(either I'm supposed to beat people or I'll be some sort of grotesque freak on display?)
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Socio-Genetic Experiment" - The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy
(I think this one speaks for itself)
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"One PM Again" Yo La Tengo
(apparently I need more nooners in my life... y'know, in addition to actually having sex at some point)
Will I ever have children?
"Pretty in Pink" - The Psychedelic Furs
(this leads me to believe I'll have a daughter who my mother will insist on buying pink things for, much to my dismay)
Will I die happy?
"Blaze" - Arsonists
(maybe I'll go out in a blaze of glory?)
Can you give me some advice?
"The Thieving Magpie (Abridged)" - Trans-Siberian Orchestra (from the A Clockwork Orange Soundtrack)
(ah, my beloved surreality)
What do you think happiness is?
"Hope" - Sublime
(again, speaks for itself)
What's my favorite fetish?
"Plexi-glass Eyes" - Catatonic Lydia
(creepy.)