ewww... dates

Jan 07, 2008 15:25

Things not to do on dates with me.......
tell me how many times you've been arrested and what for
ask me what size my boobs are
ask me if I'm on birth control
tell me you want to "make love to me until I scream for more"
not pay
make me drive 3i9840985 miles to meet you
text me the next day at 3 am
call me at 3 am
touch my boob
grab my ass and exclaim "me likey"
call your mom
fail to compliment me at all
force me to kiss you by pinning me to your car
ask me if I like sex
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