The Chronicles of Army Week- Day One

Nov 29, 2005 07:24

Well... one day down in Army week, and already we've gone through a list of nastiness. Let's run a point count:

Plebes: Ambushed the upperclass with waterballoons at their formation
Upperclass: Took all our racks and stuffed them in one of the girls's rooms
Plebes: Dunked Wayland in a nasty concoction of decaying fish/pineapples/mop & glo/etc.
Upperclass: Wayland threw McCain into the shower and turned it on (half a point- McCain was in Foul Weather Gear)
Plebes: Dumped rancid, week-old chili on Ms. Amburgey
Plebes: Hit Ms. Lewis (supposedly an accident?) with multiple shaving cream bombs
Plebes: Let off a stinkbomb in Jandorf's room
Plebes: Threw Mr. Carroll, our Training Sergeant, in the Severn (and no one fell in with him)

15th Company: Trashed our wardroom with leaves.

Plebes: Trashed 15th Company's wardroom with 15 shaving cream bombs- more to come.

So... it's Upperclass 1 1/2, Plebes 7... and 15th Company is just hosed. Day 1. More to come.
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