1. What's your full name? Michael Joseph deFreitas - yes you spell it with a small 'd'
2. What kind of pants are you wearing? beige cords
3. What are you listening to right now? Michael Jackson - Off The Wall
4. What was the last thing you ate? pad thai with beef... sooo good... cows where obviously sent here for our consumption... have you ever seen a wild cow? ever wonder why beef tastes so good when grilled? Cuz God dosnt miss a fuckin beat... thats why!
5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Sooo... this is like asking what kind of person a red crayon would be... I would never be a crayon... maybe a big smelly marker... or some paint... i would be a high gloss tope!!!
6. Where did you go on your honeymoon? ummm... yea
7. Last person you talked to on the phone? Jeff Brady... hes the manager for method man and red man... I'm sooooo fucking rad dood... I have DJ Q-bert's cell... Thats right fuckers im basicly a hollywood star... where is that try of coke
8. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hmmmm... the first thing... well I want to say boobs... but i dont thin its true... i will have to go with face...
9. Who is your dream date? i dont know if i have a girl who is a dream date... but if i went on a dream date it would prolly be going to do stuff like driving in a tank or going back in time or flying like a superhero... cuz its a dream date... i would do stuff like that
10. If you could be with any person right now who would it be? Lauren Chender... she is my cheatin ex girlfriend in South Africa... yea she cheated and yea i still want to be with her... im a man of love... and maybe stupidity
11. Favorite drink? Water i think... i drink it the most... or regular tea
12. Favorite alcoholic drink? Rye
13. Favorite outdoor activity? smoking blunts
14. Favorite indoor activity? shitting when i really have to go... you know that feeling... ahhhhhhh
15. What's the next CD you're going to get? I really want this compilation of New Orleans Funk and Soul from 1964-1970 called "New Orleans Funk and Soul from 1964-1970"...go figure... itw wicked
16. Favorite song: Holy shit... what a question to ask a guy like me... i cant do this one... too many
17. Best memories: the first time i actually found out what i could do with my pecker... i was like "i jsut pissed on my bed" then i was like "i didnt piss on my bed... this is the fucking best"... then i lied to everyone about it and said i never did it
18. Worst memories: when my dad died
19. Siblings and their ages? susan, wayne, johnny, fernando, debbie, tony...all much older
21. Favorite food? Chinease
22. Last movie you watched? Hero... holy shit... amazing
23. Are you too shy to ask someone out? nope
25. Do you like scary or happy movies better? I like comedy
26. Summer or winter? Summer fool!!!
27. Who is your favorite friend? Brian Pasic... cuz hes so pasic
28. Your idea of the perfect vacation? Screw Face in Jamaica
29. Chocolate or vanilla? co co pufs, yo
30. Who is most likely to respond? i dont know anyone here... so i dont know
31. Who is least likely to respond? everyone
32. What books are you reading? Yes Yes Y'all... its a verbal recount of the first 10 years of Hip Hop culture... its wicked... its all quotes
36. Least favorite smell? Smell of the chicken & sawdust factories in Brampton. Everyone from BTown knows what I'm talking about. Actually I kinda like this smell for the nostalgia factor, but kinda hate it for the vomit-inducing factor. (same as paul barrett)
37. Worst feeling in the world? when you ahve to shit but you still have two stops on the fucking sub way and you still have to walk like 4 block to your house... then up the stairs... then when you get to your front of the door and turn the key... no more poo pain... what the fuck!
38. How many rings before you answer the door? One... what the fuck kind of question is this... who makes people ring more than onece before they answer teh door... fucking ass holes
39. Future child's name? Sylus for a boy... dunno for a girl
40. Glass half empty or half full? just half
41. Favorite movie? style wars... thats a good movie... i also like tiger vs. lama... wicked old school kung fu
42. One nice thing about the person that sent this to you? Paul has a good working knowladge of Rap music and Hip Hop culture in general
43. What's under your bed? I just bought a new bed to go in my new house because im am a mother fucking P.I.M.P
44. How long do you spend on the computer? what the fuck... so much time... holy shit
46. Favorite current TV shows? Six feet under, the Office
47. What is your #1 obsession? music... its sick... i cant believe it... totally fucked... i cant just listen to it... ihave to know every friggin thing about every friggin song.. totally fucked... but i love it. 48. When is your birthday? November 26 1979
2. What kind of pants are you wearing? beige cords
3. What are you listening to right now? Michael Jackson - Off The Wall
4. What was the last thing you ate? pad thai with beef... sooo good... cows where obviously sent here for our consumption... have you ever seen a wild cow? ever wonder why beef tastes so good when grilled? Cuz God dosnt miss a fuckin beat... thats why!
5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Sooo... this is like asking what kind of person a red crayon would be... I would never be a crayon... maybe a big smelly marker... or some paint... i would be a high gloss tope!!!
6. Where did you go on your honeymoon? ummm... yea
7. Last person you talked to on the phone? Jeff Brady... hes the manager for method man and red man... I'm sooooo fucking rad dood... I have DJ Q-bert's cell... Thats right fuckers im basicly a hollywood star... where is that try of coke
8. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hmmmm... the first thing... well I want to say boobs... but i dont thin its true... i will have to go with face...
9. Who is your dream date? i dont know if i have a girl who is a dream date... but if i went on a dream date it would prolly be going to do stuff like driving in a tank or going back in time or flying like a superhero... cuz its a dream date... i would do stuff like that
10. If you could be with any person right now who would it be? Lauren Chender... she is my cheatin ex girlfriend in South Africa... yea she cheated and yea i still want to be with her... im a man of love... and maybe stupidity
11. Favorite drink?
Water i think... i drink it the most... or regular tea
12. Favorite alcoholic drink? Rye
13. Favorite outdoor activity? smoking blunts
14. Favorite indoor activity? shitting when i really have to go... you know that feeling... ahhhhhhh
15. What's the next CD you're going to get? I really want this compilation of New Orleans Funk and Soul from 1964-1970 called "New Orleans Funk and Soul from 1964-1970"...go figure... itw wicked
16. Favorite song: Holy shit... what a question to ask a guy like me... i cant do this one... too many
17. Best memories: the first time i actually found out what i could do with my pecker... i was like "i jsut pissed on my bed" then i was like "i didnt piss on my bed... this is the fucking best"... then i lied to everyone about it and said i never did it
18. Worst memories: when my dad died
19. Siblings and their ages? susan, wayne, johnny, fernando, debbie, tony...all much older
21. Favorite food? Chinease
22. Last movie you watched? Hero... holy shit... amazing
23. Are you too shy to ask someone out? nope
25. Do you like scary or happy movies better? I like comedy
26. Summer or winter? Summer fool!!!
27. Who is your favorite friend? Brian Pasic... cuz hes so pasic
28. Your idea of the perfect vacation? Screw Face in Jamaica
29. Chocolate or vanilla? co co pufs, yo
30. Who is most likely to respond? i dont know anyone here... so i dont know
31. Who is least likely to respond? everyone
32. What books are you reading? Yes Yes Y'all... its a verbal recount of the first 10 years of Hip Hop culture... its wicked... its all quotes
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34. Favorite magazine? Murder Dog... or harpers
35. Favorite smell? blunts with no tabakie
36. Least favorite smell? Smell of the chicken & sawdust factories in Brampton. Everyone from BTown knows what I'm talking about. Actually I kinda like this smell for the nostalgia factor, but kinda hate it for the vomit-inducing factor. (same as paul barrett)
37. Worst feeling in the world? when you ahve to shit but you still have two stops on the fucking sub way and you still have to walk like 4 block to your house... then up the stairs... then when you get to your front of the door and turn the key... no more poo pain... what the fuck!
38. How many rings before you answer the door? One... what the fuck kind of question is this... who makes people ring more than onece before they answer teh door... fucking ass holes
39. Future child's name? Sylus for a boy... dunno for a girl
40. Glass half empty or half full? just half
41. Favorite movie? style wars... thats a good movie... i also like tiger vs. lama... wicked old school kung fu
42. One nice thing about the person that sent this to you? Paul has a good working knowladge of Rap music and Hip Hop culture in general
43. What's under your bed? I just bought a new bed to go in my new house because im am a mother fucking P.I.M.P
44. How long do you spend on the computer? what the fuck... so much time... holy shit
46. Favorite current TV shows? Six feet under, the Office
47. What is your #1 obsession? music... its sick... i cant believe it... totally fucked... i cant just listen to it... ihave to know every friggin thing about every friggin song.. totally fucked... but i love it.
48. When is your birthday? November 26 1979
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