Title: Duck, Duck...
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Keen Eddie
Pairing: Eddie/Monty
Spoilers: Set in the midst of "Achtung Baby".
Rating: PG
Posted:
perpet_fic and
keeneddieslash Dis: Not mine. And I refuse to give rights to Fox. The bastards.
Author's Notes: This is not
julianlee's birthday fic. This is a precursor to it because I got my tapes, and I keep getting drabble!tribbles.
Duck, Duck...
By Perpetual Motion
“Why don’t I ever get to goose you?”
“Because I would kill you.” Eddie peeled off his suit coat and leaned forward to check for messages on the phone.
Monty rested his palm over the spot where Lise had gotten a handful. “And she gets away with it, why?”
“Get your hand off my ass.”
“No.” He licked the back of Eddie’s neck. “If she gets to pinch it, so do I.”
“I didn’t want her to pinch with it.”
“What about me?”
Eddie twisted around to see Monty. “Promise not to goose me.”
“Because you’ll kill me.”
“Exactly.”
“Done.”