Yessir

Sep 05, 2004 13:45

I really don't post much... I just wanted to get that out there.

So Freddy and I decided to become navy fighter pilots when we finish college. He hates life and I have a death wish, so we're gonna be awesome. Russ is gonna join too, if he finishes college.

Our nicknames are gonna be "The Russian" (me), "Kamikaze" (Freddy), and "Prairie Dog" (guess who). And when enemy pilots see us flying into battle, they're gonna shit themselves. First they're gonna see a plane with a Grey Goose bottle painted on the tail, and they'll be like "oh shit, it's The Russian"... and when The Russian's around, Kamikaze can't be far off. And then they'll see this plane just wavering from side to side behind me (cause Freddy doesn't like to do anything sober). And then they'll be really scared, cause Freddy doesn't fuck around, he doesn't even use bullets, missiles or anything, he plays chicken with you, and just rams right into your shit. And in the background on the radio, they'll hear this blood curdling cough, and they'll know Prairie Dog has come... oh shit, some crazy airial John Woo action will insue

blah,,m I'm soo wrecked. Gonna sleep now.
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