10 things I have learned from my new puppy
1. There is no point in walking if you can run.
2. Food tastes better if it is on the floor first, soaking up all those good floor flavors.
3. The best place to sleep is on someone. Preferable their shoulder as this puts you in a good position for eating their hair.
4. All the toys are mine. Yes, even that one. Mine, sucker.
5. If the other dog is too tall for you to play with, just wait until it lies down, then go for the ears. Surely, the other dog won't mind.
6. Old cheetos that are found beneath the sofa have the best flavor.
7. If someone wants to take a picture of you, quickly stop whatever cute thing you are doing.
8. If walking is good and running is better, being carried is the most awesome of all.
9. If a man tries to pet you or hold you, run away! Go hide behind that gal with the soft, sleeping chest and the tasty hair. Surely this will not cause any marital disharmony.
10. Did I not just say all the toys are mine? And no, I do not care if it was mint in the box. Mine!
2. Food tastes better if it is on the floor first, soaking up all those good floor flavors.
3. The best place to sleep is on someone. Preferable their shoulder as this puts you in a good position for eating their hair.
4. All the toys are mine. Yes, even that one. Mine, sucker.
5. If the other dog is too tall for you to play with, just wait until it lies down, then go for the ears. Surely, the other dog won't mind.
6. Old cheetos that are found beneath the sofa have the best flavor.
7. If someone wants to take a picture of you, quickly stop whatever cute thing you are doing.
8. If walking is good and running is better, being carried is the most awesome of all.
9. If a man tries to pet you or hold you, run away! Go hide behind that gal with the soft, sleeping chest and the tasty hair. Surely this will not cause any marital disharmony.
10. Did I not just say all the toys are mine? And no, I do not care if it was mint in the box. Mine!