College
Well.... College, what do i say about it....
It's a lot of effin reading. In highschool i thought i was gonna be crammed with papers, but no fucking reading.
I HATE reading. But besides the work its awesome. My roomate is the best chick ever, dont know how we got so lucky... we are the same in so many ways its rediculous. And our weirdness just goes together.
As for the guy situation here at Purchase... so much worse then i could have ever imagined! 98%
of the men here at Purchase are GAY.... the other 1.5% are straight but have girlfriends and well the other .5% are actually straight, but are VERY hard to determine their sexuality. My effing GAYDAR has been all fucked up since Purchase happened. But the people watching here is AMAZING... i have never witnessed such a bunch of people in my life. Its truly something special we got goin on here...
What else would you want to know about this lil ol place...
Me and Devin (my roomate) really wanted a shopping cart... so well we took it apon ourselves to go ahead and "borrow" one from Stop and Shop... (with a lil help from the taurus of course!) My wagon actually comes in handy in college. SO yea now the shopping cart is another piece of furniture in our common room... Sure our 2 suite mates think were absolutly insane but hey... i dont really give a shit!
The other night we held a funeral in our room... because my friend Kelly said that her alter drunk ego "Eileen" couldnt come out to play anymore because she was getting a lil outta hand... Kelly's alter ego got her name basically from being a lil bit of a sloppy drunk... bottom line is SHE LEANS A LOT. so what better name then EILEEN haha. But yea we thought we should have a proper funeral for her, so we did. I've got some pictures to show you "KILEY AND DEVIN'S FUNERAL HOME....WE PUT THE FUN BACK IN FUNERAL!" Below is the ugooogoly written by Devin...
The Eulogy
In memory of your dearest Eileen-
Despite the shortness of your life, you made an impact on all of our lives - in one way or another. If your life had not been ended so abruptly, I believe you would have had the potential to be the vodka industry's most beloved customer. My fondest Eileen memory occured just the other night when you woke me up at 4am to get your keys. I told you to take your cup with you but you refused, drunkenly slurring, "think of this as Eileen's gift to you." I think Eileen was a gift to all of us. If you ever do decide to resurrect yourself, it might be a good idea to clean Anthony's suite. Anyway, rest in peace, Eileen. My only regret is that I was never on the recieving end of your drunken phone calls. Fuckin' Joe. Amen.
After that lil episode... our suite mates were soo confused they even asked if we had a coffin in here....NO but that woulda been kinda funny...
(me and the roomie Devin) yes i know... we do put the fun back in funeral ;)
The funeral procession back to our room...
Front of the tombstone...
back...
I am going to update with more pics a lil later... but right now, im starving.
hope you enjoyed!