Lawyers' Bloopers

[keekoiako]

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm and quiet while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: When is your birthday?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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Comments

[amadeus]

this is hilarious!

[keekoiako]

i know right?!