A Break From Law School
I need to take a break from hell-on-earth aka Ateneo Law. We just finished our midterms (finally) and now were slaving ourselves by making digests for Persons.
Here is my oh so lame attempt of taking a break. Haha
Freshmen Year
[x] got brainwashed in orsem
[x] had at least one gay fil or english teacher (All my English and Filipino teachers were gay, either gay or acted gay haha)
[x] you really know that you're in college when you begin reading gay lit - God I miss Mr. Labella.
[x] went to NSTP with 4 or so hours of sleep. - Good times. We used to party all the time at Eastwood sleep in my place for a few hours and then head to the Cornfield for our NSTP.
[x] went to the Big Blue Eagle Cheer Rally, and realized that it sucked.
Score: 5/5
[ ] panicked when you forgot to get your exam permit
[x] never told your parents about the lab breakage - Haha extra cash man!
[ ] joined at least 3 or more orgs, because they all sounded pretty.
[ ] joined at least one business org, since you wanted to go partying. - nope, i'm not that dumb and short sighted. no offense to those who are guilty.
[x] never knew the difference of each SOA org
Score: 7/10
[x] panicked that you got low grades in your freshman advisory. - Hello?! Master grade seers kami in our block. Walang hindi grade conscious in our block. Well maybe except Martin and Seth.
[x] thinks that AMS is there just to give you sample exams.
[x] went to different restaurants along katipunan on a daily basis. Yeah I think I've eaten in almost all the places along Katipunan (tapat ng Ateneo)
[x] thinks that Celadon is only for Chinese people. - Either that or majority of their block is Chinese kaya umepal na rin sila.
Score: 11/15
[x] voted for this guy coz the friend of your friend's friend says he's good. - Loyola is a big school, you can't possibly expect to know everyone.
[x] never really knew what the difference was with Partido Agila and that other sanggu party. - Diba Partido Agila lang naman palagi meron and new ones spring out of nowhere in an attempt to beat Agila?
[x] thinks that Mr. Abstain is a very influential person in campus. - Yes, along with Mr. Anonymous.
[x] Realized that your research topic in english sucks. - I forgot mine na nga eh. Haha it sucked pretty hardcore.
[x] Discovered that your blockmate smokes under stress. - Ummmmm hehe
Score: 16/20
Summer
[x] realized that your random number could go to as high as 2000. - Kamusta? Victim here!
[x] blamed everyone for the crap that is reg. - Yeah I think I even blamed the grass that day.
[x] attempted to take a class with airconditioning.
[x] took two long tests in a week, in just one subject. - Nihonggo I think.
[] regretted summer just because you wanted to take subjects in advance.
Score: 20/25
Sophomore Year
[] Knows who Jimenez is and vowed to do anything in your powers to avoid him..
[] ... But you failed to do so.
[x] Tried to get either Tirol or Lozada for history. - I got them both. Tirol for Western History and Lozada for Philosophy of History
[x] you didn't take the Guidance Test seriously. - Who does?
[x] Have considered shifting. - Well yeah. Haha and I did. Forced pa nga eh.
Score: 23/30
[x] Already has a favorite spot in the Lib. - Graduate student's corner bro! Haha kulang nalang name plate ko sa table.
[x] Knows the best place to get a xerox copy. - Ate Alma or Ate Imelda. Haha priority ako pag nandun haha.
[x] Knows the best place to take a dump. - Kostka 3rd floor! Walang tao! Either that or sa Lib 2nd floor. Alam mo ba kung saan restroom sa 2nd floor?! Haha
[x] Realized that many Povedans don't know how to speak Spanish. - Uh Mon? Sarah? Cel?
[x] you (or your friends) don't smoke in Sec anymore. - Dela Costa is The Place to be, away from the freshmen aka preteens. Besides you never know what youll hear in the Dela Costa smocket.
Score: 28/35
Junior Year
[ ] Took Fr. Dacanay
[x] Spent the whole day studying for an oral exam, yet you forgot most of it in the end.
[x] Still has no idea what Meron is exactly. - Sir Jope mentioned it in passing.. I think..
[x] Began writing long rants in your blog. - ALmost everyday. =)
[ ] Got screamed at by Fr. Dacanay for whispering in his class.
Score: 31/40
[x] You meet new friends in your favorite pocket garden/ tambayan - Yep. The pocket garden is a social tool Haha.
[x] Never went to Manang's ever since.
[x] You realize that the book you just borrowed had nothing to do with your research paper. - I always maxed out the 10 books allotment.
[x] Didn't care to vote anymore. - I think I was busy
[x] Despite the calamities elsewhere, you still wish that the school will cancel classes. - Althoug.. I went to school during typhoon Millenyo to meet my fucking thesis partner who didnt show up so I got stuck in Starbucks Katipunan.
Score: 36/45
Senior Year
[x] Resisted going to a Call Center - Ateneo degree. Hello. Shoot me, the cute elitist who has a heart for the poor. Hehe
[x] You end up thinking of the lamest idea for your Creative Pic - Obese pants?
[x] Found out that there's actually a hell month. - More like hell sem!
[ ] Didn't care what your grade is so long as it meets the 2.0 QPI requirement. - Average is the enemy of great.
[x] Felt like killing yourself after 2nd sem is over. - Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Score: 40/50
Bonus (1 pt each):
[x] Was/is a dormer - Eagle Star Counts right?
[x] Your flashdrive got STD thanks to a visit to any comp lab - 2 Flashdrives.. counted ba as 2 points yun?
[x] Stalked someone in Friendster or Multiply. - Notice how I dont have pictures in my multiply?
[ ] Thinks that Wikipedia can be used as an online source.
[x] Got addicted to Dota, or any other online game. - I got addicted to Generals Zero Hour for a while because of Martin, Audrin and TJ.
[x] You didn't notice that there are other sports in the UAAP besides Men's Basketball. - Ano pa ba sports meron? I know theres soccer. Pero what else? Yung sinusuportahan ng school ah.
Your Grade: 45
46-50 (A) : You're Hardcore!
43-45 (B+) : Pretty hardcore.
39-42 (B) : Not bad!
35-38 (C+) : The typical Atenean! yay!
30-34 (C) : You suck in a nice way! *hugs*
25-29 (D) : You buy A-Shop merchandize so that people won't notice!
Below 25 (F): You're from Lasalle! why the fuck are you taking this survey?
B+? Pretty hardcore? Why go softcore when you can go hardcore. Haha labo.
Here is my oh so lame attempt of taking a break. Haha
Freshmen Year
[x] got brainwashed in orsem
[x] had at least one gay fil or english teacher (All my English and Filipino teachers were gay, either gay or acted gay haha)
[x] you really know that you're in college when you begin reading gay lit - God I miss Mr. Labella.
[x] went to NSTP with 4 or so hours of sleep. - Good times. We used to party all the time at Eastwood sleep in my place for a few hours and then head to the Cornfield for our NSTP.
[x] went to the Big Blue Eagle Cheer Rally, and realized that it sucked.
Score: 5/5
[ ] panicked when you forgot to get your exam permit
[x] never told your parents about the lab breakage - Haha extra cash man!
[ ] joined at least 3 or more orgs, because they all sounded pretty.
[ ] joined at least one business org, since you wanted to go partying. - nope, i'm not that dumb and short sighted. no offense to those who are guilty.
[x] never knew the difference of each SOA org
Score: 7/10
[x] panicked that you got low grades in your freshman advisory. - Hello?! Master grade seers kami in our block. Walang hindi grade conscious in our block. Well maybe except Martin and Seth.
[x] thinks that AMS is there just to give you sample exams.
[x] went to different restaurants along katipunan on a daily basis. Yeah I think I've eaten in almost all the places along Katipunan (tapat ng Ateneo)
[x] thinks that Celadon is only for Chinese people. - Either that or majority of their block is Chinese kaya umepal na rin sila.
Score: 11/15
[x] voted for this guy coz the friend of your friend's friend says he's good. - Loyola is a big school, you can't possibly expect to know everyone.
[x] never really knew what the difference was with Partido Agila and that other sanggu party. - Diba Partido Agila lang naman palagi meron and new ones spring out of nowhere in an attempt to beat Agila?
[x] thinks that Mr. Abstain is a very influential person in campus. - Yes, along with Mr. Anonymous.
[x] Realized that your research topic in english sucks. - I forgot mine na nga eh. Haha it sucked pretty hardcore.
[x] Discovered that your blockmate smokes under stress. - Ummmmm hehe
Score: 16/20
Summer
[x] realized that your random number could go to as high as 2000. - Kamusta? Victim here!
[x] blamed everyone for the crap that is reg. - Yeah I think I even blamed the grass that day.
[x] attempted to take a class with airconditioning.
[x] took two long tests in a week, in just one subject. - Nihonggo I think.
[] regretted summer just because you wanted to take subjects in advance.
Score: 20/25
Sophomore Year
[] Knows who Jimenez is and vowed to do anything in your powers to avoid him..
[] ... But you failed to do so.
[x] Tried to get either Tirol or Lozada for history. - I got them both. Tirol for Western History and Lozada for Philosophy of History
[x] you didn't take the Guidance Test seriously. - Who does?
[x] Have considered shifting. - Well yeah. Haha and I did. Forced pa nga eh.
Score: 23/30
[x] Already has a favorite spot in the Lib. - Graduate student's corner bro! Haha kulang nalang name plate ko sa table.
[x] Knows the best place to get a xerox copy. - Ate Alma or Ate Imelda. Haha priority ako pag nandun haha.
[x] Knows the best place to take a dump. - Kostka 3rd floor! Walang tao! Either that or sa Lib 2nd floor. Alam mo ba kung saan restroom sa 2nd floor?! Haha
[x] Realized that many Povedans don't know how to speak Spanish. - Uh Mon? Sarah? Cel?
[x] you (or your friends) don't smoke in Sec anymore. - Dela Costa is The Place to be, away from the freshmen aka preteens. Besides you never know what youll hear in the Dela Costa smocket.
Score: 28/35
Junior Year
[ ] Took Fr. Dacanay
[x] Spent the whole day studying for an oral exam, yet you forgot most of it in the end.
[x] Still has no idea what Meron is exactly. - Sir Jope mentioned it in passing.. I think..
[x] Began writing long rants in your blog. - ALmost everyday. =)
[ ] Got screamed at by Fr. Dacanay for whispering in his class.
Score: 31/40
[x] You meet new friends in your favorite pocket garden/ tambayan - Yep. The pocket garden is a social tool Haha.
[x] Never went to Manang's ever since.
[x] You realize that the book you just borrowed had nothing to do with your research paper. - I always maxed out the 10 books allotment.
[x] Didn't care to vote anymore. - I think I was busy
[x] Despite the calamities elsewhere, you still wish that the school will cancel classes. - Althoug.. I went to school during typhoon Millenyo to meet my fucking thesis partner who didnt show up so I got stuck in Starbucks Katipunan.
Score: 36/45
Senior Year
[x] Resisted going to a Call Center - Ateneo degree. Hello. Shoot me, the cute elitist who has a heart for the poor. Hehe
[x] You end up thinking of the lamest idea for your Creative Pic - Obese pants?
[x] Found out that there's actually a hell month. - More like hell sem!
[ ] Didn't care what your grade is so long as it meets the 2.0 QPI requirement. - Average is the enemy of great.
[x] Felt like killing yourself after 2nd sem is over. - Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Score: 40/50
Bonus (1 pt each):
[x] Was/is a dormer - Eagle Star Counts right?
[x] Your flashdrive got STD thanks to a visit to any comp lab - 2 Flashdrives.. counted ba as 2 points yun?
[x] Stalked someone in Friendster or Multiply. - Notice how I dont have pictures in my multiply?
[ ] Thinks that Wikipedia can be used as an online source.
[x] Got addicted to Dota, or any other online game. - I got addicted to Generals Zero Hour for a while because of Martin, Audrin and TJ.
[x] You didn't notice that there are other sports in the UAAP besides Men's Basketball. - Ano pa ba sports meron? I know theres soccer. Pero what else? Yung sinusuportahan ng school ah.
Your Grade: 45
46-50 (A) : You're Hardcore!
43-45 (B+) : Pretty hardcore.
39-42 (B) : Not bad!
35-38 (C+) : The typical Atenean! yay!
30-34 (C) : You suck in a nice way! *hugs*
25-29 (D) : You buy A-Shop merchandize so that people won't notice!
Below 25 (F): You're from Lasalle! why the fuck are you taking this survey?
B+? Pretty hardcore? Why go softcore when you can go hardcore. Haha labo.