Room 214 [morning]

[keds_champion]

When Pam went to bed on Friday night, she was not cylindrical. She had arms, and legs, and frizzy hair. She did not have the word "PAM" written across her, and she could not be used to lubricate cooking surfaces not dirty not dirty not dirty.

Somehow, over the course of the night, this all changed.

[I take no blame for this. It's all fat_halpert's fault.]

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[fat_halpert]

Jim woke up this morning to find himself transformed into a box of jerky snacks. It's not something that he would have expected. He just hoped that nobody wanted to snap into him. Ooooh no.

[keds_champion]

Pam wondered if maybe, because she couldn't talk, she could think really hard at the Slim Jims and maybe they'd turn out to be someone else. Like that time she was a lifeguard and everyone else was insane too!

...hi? she thought.

[fat_halpert]

Jim heard that. Apparently grocery items were telepathic to each other. Learn something new every day. Good morning, he thought. I blame Top Model.

[keds_champion]

IT IS NOT TOP MODEL'S FAULT, Pam thought emphatically. Oh my god, do not let this taint your appreciation of the show.