May 10, 2005 23:22
Just to clear matters up, I'm not involved in any sort of sordid sex triangle with Hermione and Ron. And I certainly wouldn't be involved in any sort of sexual acts that involved nipple clamps being used on scrotums.
That's just wrong.
Oh - but if you are interested in that sort of thing, I suggest you talk to one Mr. Boot. Charms corridor, second door on the left.
Harry Potter