Wake me up and DIE!
So my dad gets home from church this morning, opens my door, barges into my room, and proceeds to snap his fingers and tug on my foot in a lame attempt to wake me up. And why?? "I just wanted you to see how nice I look in my new pants." Really, like I fucking care. No one, under any circumstances...
A: Wakes me up before I'm ready.
B: Touches me, especially pulls, pokes, or prods me while I'm sleeping.
Jesus. All I ask is that no one fucks with me while I'm sleeping, it's my favorite time of the day. Heh. And while I was a bit, "tipsy" we'll say last night, I'm not the slightest bit hungover this morning. Score.
I have an unbelievable ammount of crap to do today...
1- Work on my freaking graduation project. It's due Friday and we've had such a long time to get it done, but you know me...procrastination is one of my strong points. I'd like to get at least 1-2 pages done so I feel like the weekend wasn't a total waste.
2- Clean my room. (And probably the bathroom, living room & kitchen too) This house is a disaster area and my dad is leaving tomorrow morning and won't be back until, get this: friday night. This means I have the entire house to myself for the whooooole week. Incase you're dumb, let me spell that out for you: P-A-R-T-Y!
3- Go pick out a Christmas tree because the one we had for some reason withered away into nothing. I'm thinking the dog probably pissed in it...
4- Go grocery shopping. We have no food in the house and since I'll be here all by myself ::wink:: I'm sure I'll need alot of food.
5- Go to Wal*Mart for various misc. stuff like makeup, shampoo, batteries, phone card, ect.
6- Wash clothes. My whole entire bedroom floor is covered in clothes and I can't remember if half of them are clean or dirty so rather than do the sniff test, I'm just going to wash them all.
7- Find Heather, get the money she owes me, and buy cigarettes. Yes, I know. And I am quitting...it's just a slow process. Plus it's been a stressful week so fuck off. :O)
I think that's it. Doesn't seem like much, nothing important really, just all crap that needs to be done today.
This is really fucking funny. I stole it from Tom and switched it up a little -->
The Supreme Court ruled yesterday that city of Tunkhannock cannot have a live nativity scene this year. This is not because of religious or controversial issues. Apparently, it seems to be impossible to find three wise men and a virgin in the town. However, it does not seem to be a problem finding enough asses to fill the stable.
That made me laugh!
A: Wakes me up before I'm ready.
B: Touches me, especially pulls, pokes, or prods me while I'm sleeping.
Jesus. All I ask is that no one fucks with me while I'm sleeping, it's my favorite time of the day. Heh. And while I was a bit, "tipsy" we'll say last night, I'm not the slightest bit hungover this morning. Score.
I have an unbelievable ammount of crap to do today...
1- Work on my freaking graduation project. It's due Friday and we've had such a long time to get it done, but you know me...procrastination is one of my strong points. I'd like to get at least 1-2 pages done so I feel like the weekend wasn't a total waste.
2- Clean my room. (And probably the bathroom, living room & kitchen too) This house is a disaster area and my dad is leaving tomorrow morning and won't be back until, get this: friday night. This means I have the entire house to myself for the whooooole week. Incase you're dumb, let me spell that out for you: P-A-R-T-Y!
3- Go pick out a Christmas tree because the one we had for some reason withered away into nothing. I'm thinking the dog probably pissed in it...
4- Go grocery shopping. We have no food in the house and since I'll be here all by myself ::wink:: I'm sure I'll need alot of food.
5- Go to Wal*Mart for various misc. stuff like makeup, shampoo, batteries, phone card, ect.
6- Wash clothes. My whole entire bedroom floor is covered in clothes and I can't remember if half of them are clean or dirty so rather than do the sniff test, I'm just going to wash them all.
7- Find Heather, get the money she owes me, and buy cigarettes. Yes, I know. And I am quitting...it's just a slow process. Plus it's been a stressful week so fuck off. :O)
I think that's it. Doesn't seem like much, nothing important really, just all crap that needs to be done today.
This is really fucking funny. I stole it from Tom and switched it up a little -->
The Supreme Court ruled yesterday that city of Tunkhannock cannot have a live nativity scene this year. This is not because of religious or controversial issues. Apparently, it seems to be impossible to find three wise men and a virgin in the town. However, it does not seem to be a problem finding enough asses to fill the stable.
That made me laugh!