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My livejournal REALLY needs a new look...how is it I seem to know nothin about the internets beyond looking at stupid websites? I better fix this before I'm a real librarian.
I don't know if anybody watches ROCK OF LOVE, the new reality show on vh1 starring Bret Michaels, but you should probably start. One of the front runners is a beefy southern woman named RODEO, who is definitely Bret's soul mate. While perusing a fitness magazine today (yeah, yeah) I saw an ad for a product called REDLINE: "THE WORLD'S MOST POTENT FAT LOSS & ENERGY MATRIX!" The most potent in the WORLD, y'all. Anyway, the ad features a before and after picture of the aforementioned RODEO. She has on a bejeweld bikini and smart pearls and is looking BUFF AS EVER. Anyway, thought you should know. Times like this I really wish I had a scanner. I don't even have a printer -- not really with the times at all, am I?
I had two moments of klutziness today: I stopped at the 711 to get a soda and a chocolate truffle. The truffle apparently had melted so the inside spilled all over my FACE, HAND, AND BOD. I had to drive home covered in chocolate. THEN, I spilled salsa on my rug. Of course I missed the easy-to-clean wood floor and got it right in the middle of my fuzzy red rug. VOMIT!
I was in California last week and will share pictures soon, maybe. Maybe I will go write a negative review of that Lindor truffle, too.
xo
I don't know if anybody watches ROCK OF LOVE, the new reality show on vh1 starring Bret Michaels, but you should probably start. One of the front runners is a beefy southern woman named RODEO, who is definitely Bret's soul mate. While perusing a fitness magazine today (yeah, yeah) I saw an ad for a product called REDLINE: "THE WORLD'S MOST POTENT FAT LOSS & ENERGY MATRIX!" The most potent in the WORLD, y'all. Anyway, the ad features a before and after picture of the aforementioned RODEO. She has on a bejeweld bikini and smart pearls and is looking BUFF AS EVER. Anyway, thought you should know. Times like this I really wish I had a scanner. I don't even have a printer -- not really with the times at all, am I?
I had two moments of klutziness today: I stopped at the 711 to get a soda and a chocolate truffle. The truffle apparently had melted so the inside spilled all over my FACE, HAND, AND BOD. I had to drive home covered in chocolate. THEN, I spilled salsa on my rug. Of course I missed the easy-to-clean wood floor and got it right in the middle of my fuzzy red rug. VOMIT!
I was in California last week and will share pictures soon, maybe. Maybe I will go write a negative review of that Lindor truffle, too.
xo