just because i'm awesome
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: when i feel like it...
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: at times
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: oh man, i don't even know, it's terrible
Do you skip classes? How often?: skipped 7th hour today
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no, but if i did, yes
Do you steal?: absolutely not
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: no
Do you drool over celebrities?: no
Do you watch a lot of TV?: no
Do you ever watch the News?: no, it depresses me
Do you even care about world issues?: i guess so
Do you read books often?: as often as i can
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: no
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: when i am drunk
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: no...
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: no
Do you cuss a lot?: i try not to
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: yes
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: no
Black eyeliner?: not in great amounts, but really, any other color can be weird sometimes...
Black eyeshadow?: no
Black trenchcoat?: i have one-- dressy coat, anyone?
Black boots?: only with the appropriate outfit
Black fishnets?: there's always a time and a place
Black nail polish?: absolutely
Cigarettes?: sometimes
Heavy metal music?: maybe?
Marilyn Manson?: no
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: no
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: one could say so
Do you like to be seen as:
Are you an intellectual?: yes
An atheist?: no
Horrible home life?: no
Hopelessly depressed?: no
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: no
Self-mutilation?: no
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: in good taste
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: no
Loud, confident and opinionated?: a time and a place
Wild hair colors?: no
NOFX?: ok
Rancid?: sure
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: no
A:
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: IQ is a false concept, and is really just a measure of how well you did in comparison to an average control group...
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: no
Talk a lot about sports?: no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yes
Are you arrogant?: no
Are you a male or female whore?: no
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: no
Boobs = yes?: no
Parties = yes?: yes
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: no
Have you ever been on a diet?: no, well, a healthy eating stint
How much did you lose?: apparently i've lost 6 pounds... by eating cookies
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: no eating disorders, just cookies
Make yourself throw up?: no
Make-up?: only when appropriate
Low-cut tops?: not really
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: none of your business.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: yes
Giggle a lot?: i hope not
What's the deal with boys?: what IS the deal with boys?
Thongs?: yes
Pretty bras?: yes
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: cosmo
Who's the weaker sex?: no weak sexes
Are you a feminist?: not really, only when i need to be
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: yea, in a river runs through it
How often do you shave your legs?: whenever i am inspired to do so
How about your armpits?: on an as-needed basis
Are you emotional?: yes
Especially when on your period?: i guess so
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: originality
Independence or Companionship?: independence
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: introvert
Popularity or Isolation?: isolation
Unique or Loved?: couldn't you be uniquely loved?
Understood or Individual?: individual
You or Them?: i have finally discovered, you.
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: when i feel like it...
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: at times
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: oh man, i don't even know, it's terrible
Do you skip classes? How often?: skipped 7th hour today
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no, but if i did, yes
Do you steal?: absolutely not
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: no
Do you drool over celebrities?: no
Do you watch a lot of TV?: no
Do you ever watch the News?: no, it depresses me
Do you even care about world issues?: i guess so
Do you read books often?: as often as i can
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: no
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: when i am drunk
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: no...
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: no
Do you cuss a lot?: i try not to
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: yes
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: no
Black eyeliner?: not in great amounts, but really, any other color can be weird sometimes...
Black eyeshadow?: no
Black trenchcoat?: i have one-- dressy coat, anyone?
Black boots?: only with the appropriate outfit
Black fishnets?: there's always a time and a place
Black nail polish?: absolutely
Cigarettes?: sometimes
Heavy metal music?: maybe?
Marilyn Manson?: no
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: no
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: one could say so
Do you like to be seen as:
Are you an intellectual?: yes
An atheist?: no
Horrible home life?: no
Hopelessly depressed?: no
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: no
Self-mutilation?: no
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: in good taste
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: no
Loud, confident and opinionated?: a time and a place
Wild hair colors?: no
NOFX?: ok
Rancid?: sure
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: no
A:
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: IQ is a false concept, and is really just a measure of how well you did in comparison to an average control group...
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: no
Talk a lot about sports?: no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yes
Are you arrogant?: no
Are you a male or female whore?: no
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: no
Boobs = yes?: no
Parties = yes?: yes
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: no
Have you ever been on a diet?: no, well, a healthy eating stint
How much did you lose?: apparently i've lost 6 pounds... by eating cookies
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: no eating disorders, just cookies
Make yourself throw up?: no
Make-up?: only when appropriate
Low-cut tops?: not really
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: none of your business.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: yes
Giggle a lot?: i hope not
What's the deal with boys?: what IS the deal with boys?
Thongs?: yes
Pretty bras?: yes
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: cosmo
Who's the weaker sex?: no weak sexes
Are you a feminist?: not really, only when i need to be
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: yea, in a river runs through it
How often do you shave your legs?: whenever i am inspired to do so
How about your armpits?: on an as-needed basis
Are you emotional?: yes
Especially when on your period?: i guess so
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: originality
Independence or Companionship?: independence
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: introvert
Popularity or Isolation?: isolation
Unique or Loved?: couldn't you be uniquely loved?
Understood or Individual?: individual
You or Them?: i have finally discovered, you.