Caterpillars are invading!
As the title suggest, I’m under siege! I don’t know what it is, but after I parked my moms car, I stepped outside and began walking around in squishy stuff. I was barefoot, and as I looked down I was horrified to find legions of brown Caterpillars crawling around. I swore they tried to eat me!
It was my duty to protect my household, so I went into reconnaissance mode and decided to clandestinely follow one caterpillar to it’s headquarters. It led me to my huge flamboyant tree, and I was flabbergasted to find a good hundred of these suckers crawling all over the place. I don’t know if it’s caterpillar mating season, but these little guys were going at it everywhere. It was the king of Caterpillar orgies!
These also weren’t the cool green ones featured on that commercial on my myspace, or the little green guys that constantly find themselves on my windshield. No, these critters were ugly little brown boogers!
I plan on doing some more reconnaissance, and if it comes down to it I’ll launch a counter-attack with a hose and some insect repellant. No brown boogers will siege the Goenaga residence and get away with it!
With that pushed aside, you’re probably telling yourself “I wonder what Leonard O’s been up to”. Okay, that’s a lie, you’re probably wondering why you’re reading this. I can’t answer that… BUT I can tell you that lifes been good the past couple of days.
I went to two small parties. Great fun there. I haven’t had that form of social event for what seems like forever. It was greatly welcomed, and I can’t wait for the next one.
Good, great, awesome stuff.
Now back to the front lines…
It was my duty to protect my household, so I went into reconnaissance mode and decided to clandestinely follow one caterpillar to it’s headquarters. It led me to my huge flamboyant tree, and I was flabbergasted to find a good hundred of these suckers crawling all over the place. I don’t know if it’s caterpillar mating season, but these little guys were going at it everywhere. It was the king of Caterpillar orgies!
These also weren’t the cool green ones featured on that commercial on my myspace, or the little green guys that constantly find themselves on my windshield. No, these critters were ugly little brown boogers!
I plan on doing some more reconnaissance, and if it comes down to it I’ll launch a counter-attack with a hose and some insect repellant. No brown boogers will siege the Goenaga residence and get away with it!
With that pushed aside, you’re probably telling yourself “I wonder what Leonard O’s been up to”. Okay, that’s a lie, you’re probably wondering why you’re reading this. I can’t answer that… BUT I can tell you that lifes been good the past couple of days.
I went to two small parties. Great fun there. I haven’t had that form of social event for what seems like forever. It was greatly welcomed, and I can’t wait for the next one.
Good, great, awesome stuff.
Now back to the front lines…