Disproofs of God.

[keanbean]

http://www.tektonics.org/guest/300proof.html

In the effort of satire and fairness.

Thought that this would be appreciated >;]

(Muaha... I'm a Christian playing devils advocate. Should be interestng...)

Comments

[______absinthe]

hey! this is Chelsea. new journal. add it? oh_snitch

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[cuddlezxoxo]

Ok,well those arguments just aren't valid. I'm not seeing the point of having them posted at all...please help me out here.

[keanbean]

Its satire.

[cuddlezxoxo]

Yea, I know. I guess what I really meant to say is that I don't think it exposes any weaknesses in the arguments really used against God's existence. But nevermind my first comment, because we're each entitled to our own opinions and it's obvious that you found it to be worth posting.

[keanbean]

Actually meant to post it in Philosophy community (placed it here by mistake). Left it out of laziness.

It's also a satire piece created in a effort of fairness to this: http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

Guessing someones bias exposes which they think is funny. I found the disproofs funny, because I regularly discuss God with Athiest and hear these arguments, while athiest I know tend to find the proofs funny, because they hear the same from theist.

[keanbean]

Nope, its actually satire.

It's satire on this piece: http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

[keanbean]

Whoa...wait a minute, you made a comment on my livejournal!

That is most definately proof God Exists!

[armedpacifist]

I have one for you, (since the website wasn't really very funny, and trust me I'm pretty impartial when it comes to hilarity)....

Truth = Argumentation
Argumentation = Censorship from you

Therefore, Truth = fear

Therefore you are afraid of truth?

See anyone can do that, doesn't make it necessarily true does it?

Please don't wipe all the comments on here it's pretty annoying.

What I don't understand is why you can't allow other people to have their own beliefs, why you insist on reminding us that you are a born again christian at every corner, so what?

You have gods love? Good for you, should you shove it down the unbelieving infidels throats? No.

Just my opinion.

[keanbean]

Well, just for fun, your statement wouldn't apply to me because I don't believe truth is relative (or argumentive), and I believe there's absolute truth in God

[armedpacifist]

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has said the same thing about god commanding him to start a holy war against Israel, possibly with nukes.

I fear for mankind when men give away their own judgement and destiny to serve a "higher power" that no one else can see, touch or hear.

As I have said I have no problem with the fact that you are a christian, I was born an anglican (even though I wasn't baptised) and I feel incredibly strongly about democracy in both mine and your nation. You are free to express your beliefs, without subjecting anyone else to them, like what you are doing now.

This isn't satire (my usual weapon of choice), but sometimes I wonder how long it will be before YOU have a sword in your hand preparing to re-take the homeland in Jerusalem because god told you to do so.

Everyman is subject to the laws of man, no higher being can exempt you from them.

[keanbean]

Last time I checked, its wrong to use such stereotypes. To compare me to him because I follow a monotheistic religion is just wrong. Last I checked Stalin, Hitler, and Mao were all secularlist, being heavily influenced by the age of Englightenment. Is it fair for me to compare their lack and awarness of right and wrong, with every secularlist in the world? The simple answer is no; it is not fair

[fractaltime]

Sorry, Bean. They lack the *snap* of the original.