its not over till kelly sits next to the crazy opera lady
ohhh man. ok so i'm sitting down at the opera house and 15 minutes into it this lady sneaks over and sits by me. shes got this HUGE ass camera like takes up her whole shoulder and arm. shes wearing one of those plaid dress/overall things with furry black boots and wool socks. she was a keeper. and shes like leaning over every now and then talking to me. Lady, i dont even know you, i'm not even looking at you...i'm sitting halfway on the edge my seat away from you...why are you talking to me? woman, i'm trying to listen to the kids sing offkey...
shes raving to me about tiffany (her kid, one could assume) and how shes not looking at her. "why wont she look at me?" "shes looking in the wrong direction" "silly kid i'm up here!" "why is she bobbin her head to the music?" "kids do the darnest things hahahajajajaja" and while shes talkin, shes waving her arms frantically like a madwoman to get her kid's attention. alrite lets take a second here and look over the situation...we're in the OPERA HOUSE...where there are what? 800 people tops, sitting down watching their kids sing....shes at the top balcony and she thinks her kid is going to notice her?
goodness gracious why do i get stuck next to the crazy ones.
shes raving to me about tiffany (her kid, one could assume) and how shes not looking at her. "why wont she look at me?" "shes looking in the wrong direction" "silly kid i'm up here!" "why is she bobbin her head to the music?" "kids do the darnest things hahahajajajaja" and while shes talkin, shes waving her arms frantically like a madwoman to get her kid's attention. alrite lets take a second here and look over the situation...we're in the OPERA HOUSE...where there are what? 800 people tops, sitting down watching their kids sing....shes at the top balcony and she thinks her kid is going to notice her?
goodness gracious why do i get stuck next to the crazy ones.