truth be told: you wouldnt spit on me if i was on fire
so i was really worried that i would come to class today and my teacher would say... sorry jared, even though you have an A in this class, and an A in every other class, we still have to mark you as FAILING this one becuase you missed one to many days. Goth guy dave and his girlfriend came over thursday night and they stayed till 2:30... so when my alarm went of at 7:10 am.. i pushed the snooze button... only i didnt, and turned the whole damn thing off... rendering me unconcious untill 8:30... But no one said anything to me.. so i'm cool.
There was frost everywhere this morning... i couldnt see out of my windows to drive to school. but i drove anyways.
So... i was gonna cook for everyone last night... like i always do. I was cooking lobster fetticheenie.. But i couldnt thaw my lobster tails because the sink was full of dishes. AND I MEAN FULL! Then i noticed the roasting pan in the refridgerator. Casey and brad had cooked a boston butt like 3 weeks ago in it. I opened it up...there was a bone and remnants of what used to be. So why was it still in the refridgerator? Then i noticed the vaccum was in the middle of the living room, with the cord all over the floor. Then i remembered that casey could only give brad 100 of the 200 he owes for rent... then kristen said they couldnt pay their part of the cable bill this week... Isnt this just fucking stupid?
Everyone cheer... Becuase when next month's bills are due... brand and i will be pay a quarter of each.
There was frost everywhere this morning... i couldnt see out of my windows to drive to school. but i drove anyways.
So... i was gonna cook for everyone last night... like i always do. I was cooking lobster fetticheenie.. But i couldnt thaw my lobster tails because the sink was full of dishes. AND I MEAN FULL! Then i noticed the roasting pan in the refridgerator. Casey and brad had cooked a boston butt like 3 weeks ago in it. I opened it up...there was a bone and remnants of what used to be. So why was it still in the refridgerator? Then i noticed the vaccum was in the middle of the living room, with the cord all over the floor. Then i remembered that casey could only give brad 100 of the 200 he owes for rent... then kristen said they couldnt pay their part of the cable bill this week... Isnt this just fucking stupid?
Everyone cheer... Becuase when next month's bills are due... brand and i will be pay a quarter of each.