vroom... vrooom...
i had to play with balls. testicles. good god.. it was horrible. i don't know how i'm going to do this professionally. i wanted to puke. they weren't even real. and i wanted to puke. i'm going to have to get over this real quick like. i had to play with old lady boobs too. which, not as bad as the balls.. but still.. not so cool. those were real though. one of my partners.. older lady.. could be my mom.. totally whipped 'em out. there was no need. i think she just wanted to bear all. "old ladies gone wild!" not needed.. but appreciated? haha. eww.
mega took me to apple charlies. i loved it. i bought her a pumpkin. it smashed me in the knee. i teared up a bit. fucker hurt. we took pictures of a catholic church. birds shitting on their statue. it had to be documented. later on i went with her to shop for a dress. i'm sure we all know this dress wasn't for me. anyways, we made an hour trip into an all night affair. i'm not good at shopping.. i hate it.. so i act like an asshole. it's all good though.. i bought shoes. two pairs. we didn't find a dress. we went to olga's. "rachel.. you're so mad that we're here. look at you. look at that face." i was a little mad. but i was just so over the mall. and every idea i had that day was shot down. hard. but at least i got some shoes. that was nice.
jamie is the cutest thing walking. sweet jesus. she baked me cookies. she fucking baked me cookies.. and she burnt them. like.. could it get any cuter than that? i don't think so.
jamie and ashley's friendship mirrors mine and megan's. i think this is why i like them so much. everyone thinks they're doing it and spend too much time together. people give them shit.. it's seriously just like us. jamie is totally the mini megan.
i have to work now. i don't really want to.. but whatcha gonna do? later i have to work with old lady boobs again. i think i'm actually going to her house.. hot. well, not so hot because the rest of the group will be there. but if it were just me and her.. damn.. that would be.. gross.
mega took me to apple charlies. i loved it. i bought her a pumpkin. it smashed me in the knee. i teared up a bit. fucker hurt. we took pictures of a catholic church. birds shitting on their statue. it had to be documented. later on i went with her to shop for a dress. i'm sure we all know this dress wasn't for me. anyways, we made an hour trip into an all night affair. i'm not good at shopping.. i hate it.. so i act like an asshole. it's all good though.. i bought shoes. two pairs. we didn't find a dress. we went to olga's. "rachel.. you're so mad that we're here. look at you. look at that face." i was a little mad. but i was just so over the mall. and every idea i had that day was shot down. hard. but at least i got some shoes. that was nice.
jamie is the cutest thing walking. sweet jesus. she baked me cookies. she fucking baked me cookies.. and she burnt them. like.. could it get any cuter than that? i don't think so.
jamie and ashley's friendship mirrors mine and megan's. i think this is why i like them so much. everyone thinks they're doing it and spend too much time together. people give them shit.. it's seriously just like us. jamie is totally the mini megan.
i have to work now. i don't really want to.. but whatcha gonna do? later i have to work with old lady boobs again. i think i'm actually going to her house.. hot. well, not so hot because the rest of the group will be there. but if it were just me and her.. damn.. that would be.. gross.