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i just realized i'm 22 and conan o'brien got a girlfriend when he was 21. i can no longer be like him in every way. it makes me so sad.
dang. i'm 22! i'm suddenly feeling so old! i failed to get a girlfriend when i was 21! what was i doing??!?!? ahhahahahahaha. seems like i'm crying as if i failed to accomplish an extremely important goal.
maybe it was.
nah.
sometimes i dont know whether i'm serious or joking.
maybe i'm both.
maybe i'm bisexual.
maybe is an ambiguous modifier.
dang. i'm 22! i'm suddenly feeling so old! i failed to get a girlfriend when i was 21! what was i doing??!?!? ahhahahahahaha. seems like i'm crying as if i failed to accomplish an extremely important goal.
maybe it was.
nah.
sometimes i dont know whether i'm serious or joking.
maybe i'm both.
maybe i'm bisexual.
maybe is an ambiguous modifier.