hot sex? no, thank you
# of times i've rejected a hot woman's advances: 3
# of times i've questioned my sanity afterwards: 3
okay. so ive met a lot of freaky girls at clubs and i got their numbers and never called. whatever. i'm sure many guys do that. but there have been times when i've met girls who i thought were nice and gorgeous, but i turned them down. whY? stupid reasons. one was because she was a couple years older than me and i thought that was too old. another time i had to go do some volunteer work. this UNPAID, COMPLETELY VOLUNTARY community service for some poor kids in urban los angeles. and then just this week, this hot ass korean girl came from baltimore and said she would postpone her flight a second time if i spent the night with her and called in sick for work. but this was a thursday night that i met her. and i really want to make sure my kids in the biology classes i teach get a good education. so i told her i had to go to work.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.
i am sacrificing girls for students' education. if i had any other job in the world. i would have called in sick. but nooo. i'm such a nice guy. which makes it strange that she was attracted to me because she was saying that she doesn't like nice guys. maybe it's because i've got these bad boy looks. this other girl, who was very innocent and nice, i met in vegas is unsure of even having dinner with me. because of my bad boy looks, which belie my nice guy qualities. oh curses! i'm a conundrum of bad and niceness! i dont know what i want to do! aha!
my life would make a great comedy for people to just laugh their asses off.
but it's going to drive me insane if i don't get some. you know!?