dancing! a way to the ladies

Feb 26, 2008 17:21

if you're uncoordinated, awkward, shy, tense, nervous, or just plain strange in every way and cannot socialize or fit in anywhere.  there IS cure.

this magical cure is called dancing!  napoleon dynamite is based on a true story: mine.
well kinda.
i was an extremely awkward and shy and loserish boy throughout most of hs.  until i started dancing.  it came by accident almost.  in 11th grade i had 5 ap classes and english honors with all the worst teachers that gave TONS of hw.  i was studying all day and all night and was not going out on the weekends.  so how did i stay sane?  i took dancing breaks every hour.  i imitated korean pop stars and michael jackson and usher videos.  every single day.  nonstop.

whenever you practice anything, you inevitably get better (unless for some reason you're not allowing yourself to learn).  i got good at dancing.  i went to all the parties in college.  i joined a dance team and danced even more.  i was still relatively awkward but getting cooler by the day.

when you're on the dance floor and you've got the moves, girls just kinda come to you.  they're attracted to a guy that knows how to move.  it's impossible not to get noticed when you look so damn hot.

dancing feels good too.  at least it should be.  a few times i was in a bad mood and tried to dance and it didnt feel right.  you have to be loose when you dance.  and nonchalant.  some people dance too seriously.  take it easy.  when you don't care and youre enjoying yourself, you exude confidence and coolness.  girls love that shiz.

this one girl i met recently asked me if i was a gangster or a jock in hs.  hell no i wasn't that cool.  it's just hard to tell cuz i've been dancing so long now.  daaaancin.

dancin!

DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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