[Politics] Q: How can you tell Spitzer's a Democrat?
NPR was getting tongue lashings from their listeners yesterday over an "oversight" in their reporting. It seems that they negelcted to mention that the allegedly two-timing double-standard-having sex-scandalous Governer Spitzer of New York was a Democrat.
But it was easy for me to tell that without their expressly mentioning it. The thought process of which, led to this joke:
A: The liaison was with an adult of the opposite sex.
Like with Bill Clinton. And unlike many Republicans.
For example, the indictment of Randy "Don't Drop the Soap" Cunningham (now serving Time in leiu of his serving his constituents), As ABC News reports, was
"... written carefully so as not to disclose the names, gender or other identifying characteristics of the prostitutes."
... but it includes the detail that "less than an hour later..." the prostitutes were paid and sent home.
Makes you wonder ... how much less? Should we start amending his moniker to: Randy "Duke" "Three Minute Maestro" Cunningham?
Only his inmates know for sure.
But it was easy for me to tell that without their expressly mentioning it. The thought process of which, led to this joke:
A: The liaison was with an adult of the opposite sex.
Like with Bill Clinton. And unlike many Republicans.
For example, the indictment of Randy "Don't Drop the Soap" Cunningham (now serving Time in leiu of his serving his constituents), As ABC News reports, was
"... written carefully so as not to disclose the names, gender or other identifying characteristics of the prostitutes."
... but it includes the detail that "less than an hour later..." the prostitutes were paid and sent home.
Makes you wonder ... how much less? Should we start amending his moniker to: Randy "Duke" "Three Minute Maestro" Cunningham?
Only his inmates know for sure.