Bad Jokes # 640-642
There is a national council on yogurt who set standards for what counts as "live and active cultures". You can read about them on the side of your yogurt container. This generally applies to L. acidophilus; the acid-loving bacteria that make your yogurt so nummy.
Cultures that didn't make it past the standards:
*Coma victims (live and inactive)
*Goths (dead and lethargic)
*Many voters whose names are listed on petitions favoring Republican bills (dead yet somehow still active)
Cultures that didn't make it past the standards:
*Coma victims (live and inactive)
*Goths (dead and lethargic)
*Many voters whose names are listed on petitions favoring Republican bills (dead yet somehow still active)