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Church Announcements :
>> First of all, the Pastor would like to thank all of you who paid your
>> tithes last week.
>> With the high price of gas - every little bit helps.
>> And he wanted us to mention that if
>> you write a check, please make sure that it does not bounce. He said
>> that you are still encouraged to pay your tithes, and God only wants
>> 10%, but if your check bounces we gone take 25%.
>>
>> From the health ministry...
>>
>> The usher board has asked those frequent shouters who routinely pass
>> out on the altar to please wear clean underwear. Let your praise be
>> holy, not your draws. Amen. The deacon board has brought this to our
>> attention. Also, if you are one of the people tapped on your shoulder
>> Sunday morning, make sure you pick up your Altoids at the hospitality
>> desk before entering the sanctuary. Saints, let not let our breath
>> hinder our neighbor's praise.
>>
>> Special Note:
>>
>> We would like to apologize for those who came out to the Youth
>> Explosion Conference last night. The youth choir's remix of Shake that
>> Laffy Taffy was totally unexpected. The youth director has been
>> reprimanded and will issue a formal apology Sunday morning. Also, for
>> those who witnessed Mother Green getting up and doing the Laffy Taffy
>> dance, and are concerned, she is doing fine. She is in Methodist North
>> recovering well.
>>
>> Saints, don't forget about the Chiltin dinner this evening. If you
>> haven't already placed your order, call the church office. And for
>> those who are a little skeptical after the last Chitlin dinner, please
>> feel at ease knowing that Pastor has prayed over the Chitlins and no
>> one from the Drug Rehab Ministry was involved in the preparation this
>> time.
>>
>> First of all, the Pastor would like to thank all of you who paid your
>> tithes last week.
>> With the high price of gas - every little bit helps.
>> And he wanted us to mention that if
>> you write a check, please make sure that it does not bounce. He said
>> that you are still encouraged to pay your tithes, and God only wants
>> 10%, but if your check bounces we gone take 25%.
>>
>> From the health ministry...
>>
>> The usher board has asked those frequent shouters who routinely pass
>> out on the altar to please wear clean underwear. Let your praise be
>> holy, not your draws. Amen. The deacon board has brought this to our
>> attention. Also, if you are one of the people tapped on your shoulder
>> Sunday morning, make sure you pick up your Altoids at the hospitality
>> desk before entering the sanctuary. Saints, let not let our breath
>> hinder our neighbor's praise.
>>
>> Special Note:
>>
>> We would like to apologize for those who came out to the Youth
>> Explosion Conference last night. The youth choir's remix of Shake that
>> Laffy Taffy was totally unexpected. The youth director has been
>> reprimanded and will issue a formal apology Sunday morning. Also, for
>> those who witnessed Mother Green getting up and doing the Laffy Taffy
>> dance, and are concerned, she is doing fine. She is in Methodist North
>> recovering well.
>>
>> Saints, don't forget about the Chiltin dinner this evening. If you
>> haven't already placed your order, call the church office. And for
>> those who are a little skeptical after the last Chitlin dinner, please
>> feel at ease knowing that Pastor has prayed over the Chitlins and no
>> one from the Drug Rehab Ministry was involved in the preparation this
>> time.
>>