McDonalds pisses me off!
So for lunch today i went to Mcdonalds for the first time in about two years..... Not impressed. I'm not a big fan of fast food anyway but I get a discount there because i work at intel so i figured id see if they have anything good. THEY DON'T, if you were curious. Im going to call it McSucks now. There menu has about 7 things on it (compared to Jack in the Box with 23,000 options). Unless you go to McSucks to get a shitty, brown lettuce, soggy, half-ass salad then you get 3 more options. But who the fuck goes for a McSucks salad anyhow, they were packaged at 4am and sit under a heat lamp for 7 days then they put it in a fridge and call the shit fresh. Not for me.
So you got other options that the pimple faced kid with Down's syndrome behind the counter tells you is all really good. Please dont get me wrong there is nothing wrong with people with a "congenital disorder, caused by the presence of an extra 21st chromosome, in which the affected person has mild to moderate mental retardation, short stature, and a flattened facial profile"(websters definition) i just don't think customer service is the right career move to go for......I'm on a tangent, ANYHOW, options, i got the 2 cheeseburger meal. I think i remember when i was 8 years old i got the same thing and i remember the burgers being a decent size not the 3 inch diameter piece of shit that came in the bag with a shit load of greasy-ass, salty, burnt fries that i couldn't even choke down. There was NOTHING on my burger but a dry ass patty and a half-melted piece of cheese....since when is that a cheeseburger. At least the 17 gallon bucket of coke they couldn't fuck up too bad. It's now 5 am and im still drinking it. So i ate as much as i could before the vomit could get to me and went back to work. I don't know if its a normal McDonalds thing, but i ran into what im sure was a prostitute outside the door soliciting her body for left over shit fries. I think she was actually on the menu as McSlutty....that im not postive though. Then again i do work in Hillsboro now so maybe that explains the hooker, but in any case, My advice after all my heavily exaggerated rant is if you are hungry and want a snack don't even think "Im lovin it" unless you are belemic and you dont want to stick your finger down your throat.
So you got other options that the pimple faced kid with Down's syndrome behind the counter tells you is all really good. Please dont get me wrong there is nothing wrong with people with a "congenital disorder, caused by the presence of an extra 21st chromosome, in which the affected person has mild to moderate mental retardation, short stature, and a flattened facial profile"(websters definition) i just don't think customer service is the right career move to go for......I'm on a tangent, ANYHOW, options, i got the 2 cheeseburger meal. I think i remember when i was 8 years old i got the same thing and i remember the burgers being a decent size not the 3 inch diameter piece of shit that came in the bag with a shit load of greasy-ass, salty, burnt fries that i couldn't even choke down. There was NOTHING on my burger but a dry ass patty and a half-melted piece of cheese....since when is that a cheeseburger. At least the 17 gallon bucket of coke they couldn't fuck up too bad. It's now 5 am and im still drinking it. So i ate as much as i could before the vomit could get to me and went back to work. I don't know if its a normal McDonalds thing, but i ran into what im sure was a prostitute outside the door soliciting her body for left over shit fries. I think she was actually on the menu as McSlutty....that im not postive though. Then again i do work in Hillsboro now so maybe that explains the hooker, but in any case, My advice after all my heavily exaggerated rant is if you are hungry and want a snack don't even think "Im lovin it" unless you are belemic and you dont want to stick your finger down your throat.