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Tuition - $8,000+
Room & Board - $2,500+
"Midnight Special" Papers - 12 hours of total sleep
Spending time online instead of studying - 90% of waking moments
Earning 4 A's, 2 B's, and a 3.6 GPA in your first college semester - PRICELESS
If you find yourself distant from God, and yourself..."Who moved?"