Jun 16, 2008 05:36
oh wouldnt it be great to live in a society where people take care of you and you never have to pay a bill...
oh yes, imagine it.... all day everyday you are the master no worries from work, no worries about the next payment thats due... its all gravy baby. your taken care of, and yes its gonna last forever!!! why of course it is... youve got Joe Schmo... hes bought you a car and a nice apartment and of course my dear - he'd never intervene in your life of excess and fabulousness... oh no - he's much, much, much to interested in the mess of it all and as i referenced - his pockets are DEEP! All he wants to do is PLEASE YOU.
oh no, you think you got this now??? well miss or mr prissy YOU DONT... it wont last forever!!! your skin will droop - your smile will fade - and those hot to trot genitals of yours just wont keep going - well just ask Ms Betty Page ... oh he's old is he and on his death bed??? well hunny we know what happened to our sweet darling Anna Nicole.
and when Joe said forever, he meant it... in the afterlife guess who your going to have to face...
thats right, you guessed it - Mr. Joe Schmo himself...
have fun in the flames.
make sure you give us a show... you know... we want myspace pics and blog after blog documenting every last cliffhanging detail.
the tragedy of it all will fuel human hearts like the wilted roses from the funeral of your most treasured companion.