The end of an Era!
So if you haven't heard the Laker news, than you are either a hermit who lives in a cage or just don't watch ESPN or read the newspaper. Laker's are in a weird place right now and it's all pretty gay if you ask me.
Phil, if you're reading this and I know you are cause you are a live journal buddy of mine. I, and many other loyal fans, appreciate all that you have done for our team. You brought us out of some dark times to win three championships in a row. I love you sooooo much. I don't think that we will ever have a coach quite like you. You will go down in history as one of, or the, best coach ever to coach the Laker's or in the NBA. You will be missed. Peace out buddy.
Kobe... WTF Mate? What is wrong with you. Free agent my ass. Wher the fuck are you going to go? The clippers? don't be gay. Just stick with the Lakers and let the team be built around you. You can be the little bases of the buildings of the twin towers. Everything else might be falling down around you, but you need to be steady. Laker's will not be the same without you. And I really don't want to be a Clippers fan. Think about it dude. We are getting rid of a lot of good things to keep you.
Shaq, what are you doing. I guess the Laker's wasn't your team after all. Shaq, you should've worked harder, you should've actually done something to show that you wanted to be there. Go somewhere else if you want, but just so you know, we all know every little thing you do, we know your strengths and your weakness', I love you but you gone fucked up man. You may be the most dominant player in the NBA but you have to start showing it.
Karl, I am so sorry for everything this year. For your pay cut, for your move, for your knee, for you 11 points a game, for having to deal with the drama of kobe and shaq, for your jersey number change, for the loss of your mom, for the ring we all wanted you to have but couldn't get. You are such an amazing guy. I hope you stick around and try and win a ring or at least stick around for the points. You are fucking rock.
Gary.... What the fuck did you do this year. The "glove" didn't fit this time. Just so you know, every foul you committed WAS your fault and we all love to see you bitch about it but, sometimes you just have to accept that you can do wrong. I'm sorry you didn't get the ring, but in my opinion, you didn't deserve it.
George, you're my boy. I still believe in you. Hope you stick around cause I got your jersey and don't want it to go to waste.
Fox, I think it's time to retire and focus on your car comercials. Get a haircut, and have fun fucking your ex Miss USA wife. You're ok in my book.
Jesus Fish-er, hopefully we'll have more 0.4 shots with you on the Lakers. I guess jesus couldn't help you this time. maybe you should become a jew and repent for all the fucked up shots you missed.
Slava, you stepped up at the end but it didn't help.
Luuuuuuuuuuuuuke and Rush, hope to see you suit up in Purple and Gold next year!
Grant and Cook....whatever!
Phil, if you're reading this and I know you are cause you are a live journal buddy of mine. I, and many other loyal fans, appreciate all that you have done for our team. You brought us out of some dark times to win three championships in a row. I love you sooooo much. I don't think that we will ever have a coach quite like you. You will go down in history as one of, or the, best coach ever to coach the Laker's or in the NBA. You will be missed. Peace out buddy.
Kobe... WTF Mate? What is wrong with you. Free agent my ass. Wher the fuck are you going to go? The clippers? don't be gay. Just stick with the Lakers and let the team be built around you. You can be the little bases of the buildings of the twin towers. Everything else might be falling down around you, but you need to be steady. Laker's will not be the same without you. And I really don't want to be a Clippers fan. Think about it dude. We are getting rid of a lot of good things to keep you.
Shaq, what are you doing. I guess the Laker's wasn't your team after all. Shaq, you should've worked harder, you should've actually done something to show that you wanted to be there. Go somewhere else if you want, but just so you know, we all know every little thing you do, we know your strengths and your weakness', I love you but you gone fucked up man. You may be the most dominant player in the NBA but you have to start showing it.
Karl, I am so sorry for everything this year. For your pay cut, for your move, for your knee, for you 11 points a game, for having to deal with the drama of kobe and shaq, for your jersey number change, for the loss of your mom, for the ring we all wanted you to have but couldn't get. You are such an amazing guy. I hope you stick around and try and win a ring or at least stick around for the points. You are fucking rock.
Gary.... What the fuck did you do this year. The "glove" didn't fit this time. Just so you know, every foul you committed WAS your fault and we all love to see you bitch about it but, sometimes you just have to accept that you can do wrong. I'm sorry you didn't get the ring, but in my opinion, you didn't deserve it.
George, you're my boy. I still believe in you. Hope you stick around cause I got your jersey and don't want it to go to waste.
Fox, I think it's time to retire and focus on your car comercials. Get a haircut, and have fun fucking your ex Miss USA wife. You're ok in my book.
Jesus Fish-er, hopefully we'll have more 0.4 shots with you on the Lakers. I guess jesus couldn't help you this time. maybe you should become a jew and repent for all the fucked up shots you missed.
Slava, you stepped up at the end but it didn't help.
Luuuuuuuuuuuuuke and Rush, hope to see you suit up in Purple and Gold next year!
Grant and Cook....whatever!