I wish I knew how to make glue!

May 06, 2004 12:42

I remember never being a horse fan. Hated riding them as a kid, hated the smell of them, hated their long fucking faces. One of my favorite scenes in movie history is the horse head in the bed in Godfather, Atryou losing his horse in quick sand in Neverending story, and other scenes where horses die. Indians and cowboys fought each other and killed their horses! On that note I would like to say how much i hate the horse in our RT class. I don't think that I have hated anyone in a long time but this bitch I want to cut off her head and put in the lesbian in our groups bed. If you are butt fucking ugly, you better have some nice qualities. Why couldn't evolution say "survival of the prettiest," that would be alot better. Then people like the horse would have died off 5 years ago. Now I've seen some weird things in my life, for instance the jerry springer, "I married my horse" episode and i also watched a special on a thing called a humanzee which was thought to be part chimp part human, but a Horsman is fucking weird. Her face is as long as a horse, she attracts flies and has a "pony" tail to swat them away, and she's a college graduate but can't walk and talk at the same time....or read for that matter. I know that all men are equal, and I don't discriminate against niggas, women, phlips, japs, spicks, wops, or krauts, but horses should stay in their little stalls and eat hay with their little ponys instead of bringing them to class.

P.S. Horses should stay away from teen pregnancy, and if they decide to squeeze out a muel, we always need more glue
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