We need to talk about your prose
Dear friends who this may concern,
Those of you who have prose that need work need to talk to me. I have recently had someone read there prose to me and they have it all wrong. It needs a lot of work and it needs to be talked about and changed as much as possible. I do not like the way all of your prose are coming along. Prose are funny things, you can't always understand the piece, and it sometimes confuses you and the audience. You need to sit down and have a talk with your prose to further understand what it is really all about. Hopefully those of you who are reading this who have a prose, will not only look at the outside of the prose but look for a meaning in the piece of work. You should open your book, turn it to your prose and see who it's by and when it was written, maybe that will further your exploration into the long journey of discovering the truth about your prose. Your prose can fuck you over, you may not break with it, or you may picket fence and use it the rest of the year, maybe it will be the best prose at nationals. After you look it over, let me know, if it's a shitty piece or if it's worth gold. I hope you and your prose do well at nationals. Good luck.
Keith
P.S. This is not metaphorical, it is merely about prose.
Those of you who have prose that need work need to talk to me. I have recently had someone read there prose to me and they have it all wrong. It needs a lot of work and it needs to be talked about and changed as much as possible. I do not like the way all of your prose are coming along. Prose are funny things, you can't always understand the piece, and it sometimes confuses you and the audience. You need to sit down and have a talk with your prose to further understand what it is really all about. Hopefully those of you who are reading this who have a prose, will not only look at the outside of the prose but look for a meaning in the piece of work. You should open your book, turn it to your prose and see who it's by and when it was written, maybe that will further your exploration into the long journey of discovering the truth about your prose. Your prose can fuck you over, you may not break with it, or you may picket fence and use it the rest of the year, maybe it will be the best prose at nationals. After you look it over, let me know, if it's a shitty piece or if it's worth gold. I hope you and your prose do well at nationals. Good luck.
Keith
P.S. This is not metaphorical, it is merely about prose.