Michael Jordan
Ok, for those who care, I waited on Michael Jordan last night and when I asked him how he was doing he said "better every time I look at you." Just thought this was funny/cool (I'm such a slut). I mean he's Michael Jordan for God's sake. Everyone at the restaurant I work at is kind of jaded because he's pretty chauvenistic and a bad tipper but...did I mention he's Michael Jordan?!!! Apparently he's gotten a blow job or two in the restaurant's bathrooom so there you go...didn't mean to shatter anyone's idea of him but come on....he's Michael Jordan...did I mention that already? Just thought I'd share that. Later dudes.