christmas - a time for drunkness and pimpin
when you're having a terrible time, what's the only thing you can do to improve the situation. well some alcohol sounds great. and that's exactly what i did. drank myself stupid. i talked to cousins and relatives i never thought i'd acknowledge in my life. it was insane. conversations about blowing up the iraq, becommming an x-ray technition, and becomming a pimp when i'm 53 years old. what could top off the night other than walking outside in the 34 degree weather in a short sleeve shirt and pass out for a few minutes on the lawn. well i'm completely sick and having the best time of my life with my gifts of money and guitar. time to strum away the night...to oblivion i agree...