I don't update for weeks, and now I bring you a meme?

[kbhakkoah]

If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be dusk.
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.

If I were a direction, I’d be facing my honey.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a cozy chair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be pinot noir.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an opal.
If I were a tree, I’d be a California Red Wood.

If I were a tool, I’d be a paint brush.
If I were a flower, I’d be a black calla lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunny and 70 or warm summer rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an acoustic guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be deep purple.

If I were an emotion, I’d be security.
If I were a fruit, I’d be raspberries from my grandmother's garden.
If I were a sound, I’d be waves crashing.
If I were an element, I’d be one of the rare Earth elements.
If I were a car, I’d be a hybrid with good gas mileage.

If I were a food, I’d be dark chocolate.
If I were a place, I’d be the Eiffel Tower.
If I were a material, I’d be crepe satin.
If I were a taste, I’d be a little sweet and a little sour.
If I were a scent, I'd be rain.