Playa Playa

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This is too funny!!!!!!

ONE EVENING MIKE WENT OVER HIS FRIEND TERRY'S HOUSE TO PLAY CARDS WITH
SOME FRIENDS.

MIKE SAT DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM TERRY'S WIFE.

MIKE DROPPED A CARD ON THE FLOOR AND BENT DOWN TO PICK IT UP. WHEN HE
LOOKED ACROSS THE TABLE HE SAW THAT TERRY'S WIFE HAD HER LEGS OPEN AND
NO
PANT!ES ON.

HE SAT UP AND WAS FLUSHED. HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET A DRINK OF
WATER.

TO HIS SURPRISE TERRY'S WIFE HAD FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE KITCHEN AND
SAID,
"DID YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW"?

MIKE SAID "YES I DID."

SHE SAID, "WELL YOU CAN GET MORE THAN THAT BUT IT WILL COST YOU $500".

SO MIKE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL SITUATION AND SAID "O.K"...

SHE SAID "SO MEET ME HERE TOMORROW AT 2:30 BECAUSE TERRY WILL BE AT
WORK
THEN."

MIKE SAID, "I'LL SEE YOU THEN".

THE NEXT DAY, MIKE CAME OVER, THEY HAD  $EX, HE PAID HER, THEN HE LEFT.

LATER TERRY CAME HOME AND SAID, "HAS MIKE BEEN OVER HERE TODAY"?

THINKING SHE HAD BEEN CAUGHT, SHE SAID "AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES."

TERRY ASKED, "DID HE LEAVE $500?"

SHE SAID "AS A MATTER OF FACT HE DID."

TERRY SAID, "GOOD BECAUSE THAT FOOL CAME BY MY JOB THIS MORNING AND
ASKED TO BORROW $500 TILL THIS EVENING, AND SAID HE WOULD LEAVE IT WITH
YOU."

NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!!