[JOURNAL + ???] prostitution is the world's oldest profession
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SCHOOL IS ON. YEAH. WOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
Okay, LOLOL. That uhm…thing, is actually my new puppy…
EDIT: LOLOL. I finally realized why nobody was commenting on my journal...IT WAS ON PRIVATE ENTRY THE WHOLE EFFIN' TIME. "OTZ :fail: LOLOL. No wonder...I'm such an attention whore...So. Yeah. This entry's like...actually...1 1/2 weeks old. = A =" BUT I TOTALLY STILL UPDATED IT. 8D ...= A ="
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Is he not the most awesomely adorable thing EVER. Yus, yus he is~
AGREE WITH ME. D8<
Right. So anyways. School’s started. ; A ; But the awesome part is I can now prove that I am even more retarded than last year to my friends and the new freshmen. Speaking of which. I really don’t like them. The freshmen I mean, not my friends. “OTZ
And I’m all set for this semester. LIFE DRAWING, ALRIGHT YEAH~ 8D
I’m rather anxious about the male models though…I mean, I’m fine with the females, but it’s just…well…I’ve never actually…like…SEEN one before…like…uhhh…YEAH.
I’m so nervous.”OTZ
Right. Psychology is pretty interesting actually, as we are studying the minds of serial killers right now, YEAH~ Funny how all the killers we’ve studied are FROM ENGLAND. Okay, fine. There was also Paul Bernardo, but he’s Canadian…
AND. In English, I’m reading ‘Honeymoon With My Brother’ which despite its misleading title is NOT, I repeat NOT, some homo incest book. So STOP ASKING ME IF I’M READING GAY PORN. I’m not. I’m noooooooooooot. TT A TT
Biology. Actually…Biology just sucks right now. “OTZ
YEAH. Anyways. It’s almost Halloween~ 8D Not really.
I wonder what to do for All Hallows’ Eve, hmmmmmm…And ugh. LOLOL. I just recently realized…I actually get picked on a lot. “OTZ /fail
And I still need to finish the Infinity/Omega thingie for my little brother. EYAAAAAAA.
Plus. It’s almost my fiancé’s birthday…ohhhh…what does one get for something like that?! O A O”
Oh…time to make this entry educational. To a certain degree. Uh. Well. I read in a book. ‘How to Pick Up Women Who Don’t Speak English’ So they’re rather simple, but revolutionary (apparently). Use eye contact. Smile. And point to your drink as a way to offer her one. Yeah. That’s all. So, uhm…if you plan on hitting on any foreign women…uhm. Best of luck to you? This is rather pointless considering most, if not almost all, of my friends are female…
Uh. Fine. Why don’t I teach everyone some English words that us uneducated Canadians should know? 8D
Poofter: a slang for ‘homosexual’. Also used for boy who pull their socks up to their knees.
‘how’s your father’: another way to say…uhm…well, a part of the male anatomy.
Wet: a useless, nerdy idiot.
Swot: someone who has no life, instead preferring to spend it reading books and actually learning from school. Also anyone who actually does their homework. On time too.
Nuddy-pants: Nude-coloured pants. In other words, YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT.
Loo: the restroom. Which the British seem to find funny. Because they take it literally. And then tell you that you’re stupid, because who would want to rest when they go ‘to the loo’. Poor, uneducated limeys.
Gorgey: gorgeous; fabulous; absolutely amazing
See? Aren’t I so awesome? But man, aki_chama DADDY, you have a horribly nauseatingly confusing language…
Hm. Maybe I should make a fancy banner saying: ‘Kazu’s Learning Corner’ for this section. LOLOL.
In other news. HOW IS EVERYONE~ 8D
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