New Year's
An interesting New Year's. Hauled ass with Bobby, BJ, Debbie, and Nick in tow and picked up workie girl along the way to a small gathering thrown by another coworker. We brought our own alcohol and had started drinking before we left. Workie Girl and I had talked previously about how we were definitely gonna kiss when the ball dropped and how it might make it seem in front of everyone else that we had something going on. To remedy the situation I kissed her when the ball dropped then kissed every other girl I work with after that.
Anyways, a few beers and MD 20/20 later for me and a few beers and half a 40 later for Bobby and I get the idea to destroy this "awwwww so sweet" reputation I have with this other girl at work I'm attracted to by staging an asshole contest with Bobby and her listening in the middle (not to mention Bobby's girlfriend Debbie sitting within an earshot). Here are some of the stories told with a B denoting a Bobby asshole story and a J denoting one of mine:
B: "Cut out the picture in the school newspaper of a kid I hated that ran the day he died and hung it up on my wall to laugh at everyday."
J: "Once I punched a girlfriend in the head when she was really drunk and wouldn't remember it the next day."
B: "Picked up a pile of dog shit and threw it at someone in middle school."
J: "Wiped someone's face cloth with my ass because they kept me up the night before when I had an 8am final."
B: "Busted a nut on 2 people's toothbrushes."
J: "Brought up a traumatic moment from a girlfriend's past to use against her when she was yelling at me for drinking. This led to her 'attempted suicide'."
B: "Had sex with 2 ex's in the SAME day telling BOTH of them that I loved them." *This made Bobby's current girlfriend cry.
J: "Impregnated a girl when the condom broke and had her pay for the morning after pill." *This made attractive girl get up and walk out
So I don't know who really one although Bobby insists it was me because the whole thing was my idea and it ended up causing alot of drama between him and his girlfriend. BUT....I'd REALLY LIKE TO HEAR YOUR OPINION ON WHO WON!!
We left that party when I got a call from hottie 18-year old to "hurry over so [she] can make out with [me]". However, Bobby and Debbie's thing escalated to the point where we were outside creating a disturbance and my coworker's parents were going to call the cops. But we left and I spent the rest of the night (and into the next day) making out with hottie 18 year old, which almost caused a fight when we hid away in a closet to make out and her guy friends went looking to beat me up except they forgot the fact my friends would kill them and also endured dog food being thrown at us as revenge for me doing it to Barlett and his naked girlfriend the very year before. Big deal, I still got to see his girlfriend's boobies. Good times.
Anyways, a few beers and MD 20/20 later for me and a few beers and half a 40 later for Bobby and I get the idea to destroy this "awwwww so sweet" reputation I have with this other girl at work I'm attracted to by staging an asshole contest with Bobby and her listening in the middle (not to mention Bobby's girlfriend Debbie sitting within an earshot). Here are some of the stories told with a B denoting a Bobby asshole story and a J denoting one of mine:
B: "Cut out the picture in the school newspaper of a kid I hated that ran the day he died and hung it up on my wall to laugh at everyday."
J: "Once I punched a girlfriend in the head when she was really drunk and wouldn't remember it the next day."
B: "Picked up a pile of dog shit and threw it at someone in middle school."
J: "Wiped someone's face cloth with my ass because they kept me up the night before when I had an 8am final."
B: "Busted a nut on 2 people's toothbrushes."
J: "Brought up a traumatic moment from a girlfriend's past to use against her when she was yelling at me for drinking. This led to her 'attempted suicide'."
B: "Had sex with 2 ex's in the SAME day telling BOTH of them that I loved them." *This made Bobby's current girlfriend cry.
J: "Impregnated a girl when the condom broke and had her pay for the morning after pill." *This made attractive girl get up and walk out
So I don't know who really one although Bobby insists it was me because the whole thing was my idea and it ended up causing alot of drama between him and his girlfriend. BUT....I'd REALLY LIKE TO HEAR YOUR OPINION ON WHO WON!!
We left that party when I got a call from hottie 18-year old to "hurry over so [she] can make out with [me]". However, Bobby and Debbie's thing escalated to the point where we were outside creating a disturbance and my coworker's parents were going to call the cops. But we left and I spent the rest of the night (and into the next day) making out with hottie 18 year old, which almost caused a fight when we hid away in a closet to make out and her guy friends went looking to beat me up except they forgot the fact my friends would kill them and also endured dog food being thrown at us as revenge for me doing it to Barlett and his naked girlfriend the very year before. Big deal, I still got to see his girlfriend's boobies. Good times.