Another MASTERPIECE in under 3 minutes!
I finally finished my "Happier Terms for DWI/DUI" song!!! It has fucking the following: Loud/FAST Drums, Loud/FAST Guitar, COWBELL, TAMBORINE, MARACAS, MY Angelic voice.
You can find the song here www.myspace.com/jeremysigel and you can find the lyrics HERE:
Music Written and Arranged By: Jeremy Sigel
Words By: Brian Lee, Rosa Salazar, Matthew Loff, Makeda GetPantsa, Patrick Schroeder, Lawrence Chow and Jeremy Sigel
I got pulled over for a DWI
When explained to me it made me wanna cry
Don't like the terms that go with those letters
I made up other ones to make it sound better
You try your hardest just not to GRIN,
when you've been charged with Dildo Whacking Indians
Tell me how it could NOT be fun
to watch Dangling Walrus Imperfections
And if you think the good forces won
Don't laugh at Donkeys With Imperfections
I had to smile during my arrest,
when I thought Don't Underestimate Incest.
And when I was handcuffed I thought this just ain't mine
Unless I'm caught with 10 counts of Drunk While Inside.....of HER!
The cops thought I probably didn't get the hint
when I said I ain't no Dual Wang Instrument
They almost had me when they asked me questions
and I Denied Underage Indiscretions
I must have injected some drugs into my limbs
I started seeing Drunken Underwear Imps
I've since grown bored with the terms wrote down
So I'll list the rest until this song fades out:
Dante's Wigger Inferno
Diddling Within Igloos
Deadly Walnut Injection
Dicks With Inflammation
Dead White Inbreds
Demon upchuck infered
Dingleberries With Icecream
Dumpling wow insland
Doodie Wired Infinite
Darling withered icky
Dude unit imager
Democrat wino inspector
Damn wops intruding
Diaphram Working Incorrectly
Draculas uranus intense
Dong Ulcer Infections
Dopler wookie ill
Dont undo ike
Domination unto
Department wack injector 100
You can find the song here www.myspace.com/jeremysigel and you can find the lyrics HERE:
Music Written and Arranged By: Jeremy Sigel
Words By: Brian Lee, Rosa Salazar, Matthew Loff, Makeda GetPantsa, Patrick Schroeder, Lawrence Chow and Jeremy Sigel
I got pulled over for a DWI
When explained to me it made me wanna cry
Don't like the terms that go with those letters
I made up other ones to make it sound better
You try your hardest just not to GRIN,
when you've been charged with Dildo Whacking Indians
Tell me how it could NOT be fun
to watch Dangling Walrus Imperfections
And if you think the good forces won
Don't laugh at Donkeys With Imperfections
I had to smile during my arrest,
when I thought Don't Underestimate Incest.
And when I was handcuffed I thought this just ain't mine
Unless I'm caught with 10 counts of Drunk While Inside.....of HER!
The cops thought I probably didn't get the hint
when I said I ain't no Dual Wang Instrument
They almost had me when they asked me questions
and I Denied Underage Indiscretions
I must have injected some drugs into my limbs
I started seeing Drunken Underwear Imps
I've since grown bored with the terms wrote down
So I'll list the rest until this song fades out:
Dante's Wigger Inferno
Diddling Within Igloos
Deadly Walnut Injection
Dicks With Inflammation
Dead White Inbreds
Demon upchuck infered
Dingleberries With Icecream
Dumpling wow insland
Doodie Wired Infinite
Darling withered icky
Dude unit imager
Democrat wino inspector
Damn wops intruding
Diaphram Working Incorrectly
Draculas uranus intense
Dong Ulcer Infections
Dopler wookie ill
Dont undo ike
Domination unto
Department wack injector 100