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Hmm, I might actually be bored enough to watch some tv... Hopefully it will kill some time, and suddenly it will be tomorrow...
Stolen from tintintin
1. had sex in three or more positions in one session?: Yes.
2. had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?: Yes.
3. devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc.)?: Yes.
4. been so loud having sex that people complained?: Not seriously.
5. had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?: Yes.
6. brought a partner to orgasm using only your hands?: Yes.
7. had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?: Yes.
8. had sex while both standing up?: Yes.
9. performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?: Yes.
10. performed oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus)?: Yes.
11. received oral sex from a man?: Yes.
12. received oral sex from a woman?: No.
13. used position number 69?: Yes.
14. intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)?: Yes.
15. had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control?: Yes.
16. had sex during menstruation?: Yes.
17. used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes?: Yes.
18. used ice for sexual purposes?: Yes.
19. completely shaved off your pubic hair?: Yes.
20. purchased a sex toy?: Yes.
21. inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you?: Yes.
22. licked someone's anus or had yours licked?: Yes.
23. performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)?: Yes.
24. received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys count)?: Yes.
25. used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?: Yes.
26. been involved in use of a cock-ring?: Yes.
27. been involved in use of a strap-on?: Kind of.
28. participated in fist-fucking?: Not quite.
29. contracted a venereal disease or STD?: None that I know of.
30. given a sympathy fuck?: Yes.
31. forced or coerced someone into having sex with you?: Kind of.
33. paid for sex with a prostitute?: No.
33. have you ever been paid for sex?: Not with money.
34. been involved in adultery?: No.
35. had sex with your boss or teacher?: No.
36. had sex with someone the same day you met them?: Yes.
37. had sex with someone whose name you did not know?: Yes.
38. been openly homosexual or bisexual?: I suppose.
39. had more than 10 sex partners?: Yes.
40. been in a threesome?: Yes.
41. engaged in group sex (more than three people)?: Half-way.
42. had sex in a public place?: Yes.
43. had sex in a car (moving or stationary)?: Yes.
44. become a member of the mile high club?: No.
45. had sex in the water (hot tub, shower, pool, etc)?: Yes.
46. been walked in on while having sex?: Not quite.
47. had sex while you knew someone else was watching?: Yes.
48. engaged in bondage?: Light.
49. engaged in "golden showers" (urinating)?: Yes.
50. have body piercing to enhance sexual pleasure?: Do oral piercings count?
51. have you/someone else ever taken pictures of yourself naked?: Yes.
52. have you/someone else ever taken pictures of yourselves in a sex act?: Yes.
53. have you been to BiCon?: No.
54. have you engaged in sex acts at BiCon?: No.
55. will you have sex this weekend?: Unless one of you wants to come here and rape me, no.
Wheee, that killed a few minutes...yay
Stolen from tintintin
1. had sex in three or more positions in one session?: Yes.
2. had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?: Yes.
3. devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc.)?: Yes.
4. been so loud having sex that people complained?: Not seriously.
5. had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?: Yes.
6. brought a partner to orgasm using only your hands?: Yes.
7. had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?: Yes.
8. had sex while both standing up?: Yes.
9. performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?: Yes.
10. performed oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus)?: Yes.
11. received oral sex from a man?: Yes.
12. received oral sex from a woman?: No.
13. used position number 69?: Yes.
14. intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)?: Yes.
15. had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control?: Yes.
16. had sex during menstruation?: Yes.
17. used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes?: Yes.
18. used ice for sexual purposes?: Yes.
19. completely shaved off your pubic hair?: Yes.
20. purchased a sex toy?: Yes.
21. inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you?: Yes.
22. licked someone's anus or had yours licked?: Yes.
23. performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)?: Yes.
24. received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys count)?: Yes.
25. used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?: Yes.
26. been involved in use of a cock-ring?: Yes.
27. been involved in use of a strap-on?: Kind of.
28. participated in fist-fucking?: Not quite.
29. contracted a venereal disease or STD?: None that I know of.
30. given a sympathy fuck?: Yes.
31. forced or coerced someone into having sex with you?: Kind of.
33. paid for sex with a prostitute?: No.
33. have you ever been paid for sex?: Not with money.
34. been involved in adultery?: No.
35. had sex with your boss or teacher?: No.
36. had sex with someone the same day you met them?: Yes.
37. had sex with someone whose name you did not know?: Yes.
38. been openly homosexual or bisexual?: I suppose.
39. had more than 10 sex partners?: Yes.
40. been in a threesome?: Yes.
41. engaged in group sex (more than three people)?: Half-way.
42. had sex in a public place?: Yes.
43. had sex in a car (moving or stationary)?: Yes.
44. become a member of the mile high club?: No.
45. had sex in the water (hot tub, shower, pool, etc)?: Yes.
46. been walked in on while having sex?: Not quite.
47. had sex while you knew someone else was watching?: Yes.
48. engaged in bondage?: Light.
49. engaged in "golden showers" (urinating)?: Yes.
50. have body piercing to enhance sexual pleasure?: Do oral piercings count?
51. have you/someone else ever taken pictures of yourself naked?: Yes.
52. have you/someone else ever taken pictures of yourselves in a sex act?: Yes.
53. have you been to BiCon?: No.
54. have you engaged in sex acts at BiCon?: No.
55. will you have sex this weekend?: Unless one of you wants to come here and rape me, no.
Wheee, that killed a few minutes...yay