I ♥ my mama

[kazbaby]

Aunt calls to start crap about my cousin Jamie Sue based on lies my dad's told. Jamie Sue is in tears when mom comes in the house and takes the phone from her. (This is one of two aunts of mine that mom whooped the shit out of when I was 12 after they tried to claim that mom was cheating on dad.)

Mom's response to my aunt after she tries the talk trash:

Do not fuck with us. I will bury you under the jail.

There's more family stuff that happened, but I'm just too tired today to write it up.