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1000 Apple Pie Small Dogs
Kame paced playing back and forth. Glittery dread filled his heart. Yamapi should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my sentimental love, Kame thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Yamapi had been taken hostage by Happy Cock, a supervillain who had the city in a state of bunny-like terror. Kame fainted dead away, like a small sweet cute dog looking into your face with bi puppey-eyes.
When he came to, there was a bump on his lips and the glittery dread had returned. "Yamapi, my cute honey bunny," he cried out touching. "What is Happy Cock doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing dangling as he snuggled him in the hair.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Kame remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 apple pie small dogs, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Kame ordered in a supply of apple pie and set to work, folding small dogs until his lips was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last small dog when Yamapi walked in the front door.
"Yamapi!" Kame screamed and threw himself into Yamapi's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 apple pie small dogs and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in a Japanese sakura garden. He kissed Yamapi thinking on the hair.
"Actually," Yamapi said, pulling away grinning, "I was rescued by the Frustrated Nobuta Wo Produce CD. He's a new superhero in town." Yamapi sighed. "And he's really flowery."
The glittery dread came back. "But you're romantic to be back here with me, right?"
Yamapi checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Frustrated Nobuta Wo Produce CD for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay redish, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Kame choked back a sob and started folding another small dog. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
LOL
Yuu-chan ich finds komisch..also noch ein versuch
The Happy Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Yamapi and Kame went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Yamapi hit Kame in his lips with a big cute iceball. It hurt a lot, but Yamapi kissed it thinking and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really sentimental snow man!" Yamapi said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Kame said. "That would be more bunny-like and politically correct."
"I know," Yamapi said. "We can make a snow small dog. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up touching and made a romantic snow small dog. Yamapi put on a condome for the cock. The small dog was almost as big as Kame.
"It looks redish," Yamapi said playing. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Kame said and held up a flowery apple pie. "I found this in a Japanese sakura garden." He put the apple pie onto the small dog's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the small dog, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a small sweet cute dog looking into your face with bi puppey-eyes.
Kame screamed grinning and ran but the snow small dog chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow small dog snuggled him dangling.
"Nobody does that to my little Frustrated Nobuta Wo Produce CD," Yamapi screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow small dog through the hair. It fell down and Yamapi kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Kame said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The apple pie lay in the yard until a glittery child picked it up and took it home.
*angst*
The Romantic Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Kame strode along the path, making for Glittery Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Bunny-like Apple pie, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Hair.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his redish condome just in time to face the cute man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck dangling, and Kame barely raised his condome to meet the attack. They fought long and grinning until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Kame found himself forced to one knee, the man's condome pressed to his frustrated cock. "I am Yamapi of Glittery Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Bunny-like Apple pie. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a Japanese sakura garden."
But Kame had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his condome with a twist, overpowered Yamapi and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Kame said, looking down upon him.
Yamapi's lips shimmered like a small sweet cute dog looking into your face with bi puppey-eyes. "I have underestimated you, Kame. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Kame's desire was enflamed. His cock throbbed and all his thoughts were to lick Yamapi like a small dog. Kame caressed Yamapi's sentimental lips and he responded. They came together touching, and their joining was as happy as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet Nobuta wo produce CD!" Kame groaned and snuggled Yamapi as thinking as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Kame said. "That's where I put the Bunny-like Apple pie for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed playing on the grass, forgetful of all but their flowery love. "We will stay together forever," Yamapi said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Hair never got the Bunny-like Apple pie and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
DAS ist geil XDDDD
The Miracle Of The Small Dog
Kame hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a small sweet cute dog looking into your face with bi puppey-eyes. He loathed it.
Every December, Kame would feel himself getting all romantic inside. He refused to put up a Christmas Nobuta wo produce CD, he snapped at anyone bunny-like enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Kame had to go to the mall to buy a frustrated apple pie. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing dangling around and so much Christmas music blaring thinking, he thought his lips would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a happy man collecting for charity. Kame never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the happy man dropped his bells and ran in a Japanese sakura garden. There was a sentimental small dog right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the happy man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Kame rushed out and grinning pushed them both out of the way. There was a cute bang and then everything went dark.
When Kame woke up, he was in a flowery room. There was a Christmas Nobuta wo produce CD in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Kame's cock hurt. A lot.
The happy man came into the room. "I'm so glittery!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Yamapi. You saved me from the truck. But your cock is broken."
Kame hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas Nobuta wo produce CD up and his cock was broken, he felt quite redish, especially when he looked at Yamapi.
"Your cock must hurt touching," Yamapi said. "I think this will help." And he snuggled Kame several times.
Now Kame felt very redish indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Yamapi. "I love you," he said, and kissed Yamapi playing.
"I love you too," said Yamapi. Just then, the small dog ran into the room and nuzzled Kame's hair. "I brought him home with us," Yamapi said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Kame said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
O_________O wtf? XDD
Kame paced playing back and forth. Glittery dread filled his heart. Yamapi should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my sentimental love, Kame thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Yamapi had been taken hostage by Happy Cock, a supervillain who had the city in a state of bunny-like terror. Kame fainted dead away, like a small sweet cute dog looking into your face with bi puppey-eyes.
When he came to, there was a bump on his lips and the glittery dread had returned. "Yamapi, my cute honey bunny," he cried out touching. "What is Happy Cock doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing dangling as he snuggled him in the hair.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Kame remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 apple pie small dogs, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Kame ordered in a supply of apple pie and set to work, folding small dogs until his lips was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last small dog when Yamapi walked in the front door.
"Yamapi!" Kame screamed and threw himself into Yamapi's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 apple pie small dogs and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in a Japanese sakura garden. He kissed Yamapi thinking on the hair.
"Actually," Yamapi said, pulling away grinning, "I was rescued by the Frustrated Nobuta Wo Produce CD. He's a new superhero in town." Yamapi sighed. "And he's really flowery."
The glittery dread came back. "But you're romantic to be back here with me, right?"
Yamapi checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Frustrated Nobuta Wo Produce CD for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay redish, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Kame choked back a sob and started folding another small dog. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
LOL
Yuu-chan ich finds komisch..also noch ein versuch
The Happy Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Yamapi and Kame went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Yamapi hit Kame in his lips with a big cute iceball. It hurt a lot, but Yamapi kissed it thinking and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really sentimental snow man!" Yamapi said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Kame said. "That would be more bunny-like and politically correct."
"I know," Yamapi said. "We can make a snow small dog. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up touching and made a romantic snow small dog. Yamapi put on a condome for the cock. The small dog was almost as big as Kame.
"It looks redish," Yamapi said playing. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Kame said and held up a flowery apple pie. "I found this in a Japanese sakura garden." He put the apple pie onto the small dog's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the small dog, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a small sweet cute dog looking into your face with bi puppey-eyes.
Kame screamed grinning and ran but the snow small dog chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow small dog snuggled him dangling.
"Nobody does that to my little Frustrated Nobuta Wo Produce CD," Yamapi screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow small dog through the hair. It fell down and Yamapi kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Kame said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The apple pie lay in the yard until a glittery child picked it up and took it home.
*angst*
The Romantic Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Kame strode along the path, making for Glittery Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Bunny-like Apple pie, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Hair.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his redish condome just in time to face the cute man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck dangling, and Kame barely raised his condome to meet the attack. They fought long and grinning until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Kame found himself forced to one knee, the man's condome pressed to his frustrated cock. "I am Yamapi of Glittery Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Bunny-like Apple pie. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a Japanese sakura garden."
But Kame had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his condome with a twist, overpowered Yamapi and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Kame said, looking down upon him.
Yamapi's lips shimmered like a small sweet cute dog looking into your face with bi puppey-eyes. "I have underestimated you, Kame. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Kame's desire was enflamed. His cock throbbed and all his thoughts were to lick Yamapi like a small dog. Kame caressed Yamapi's sentimental lips and he responded. They came together touching, and their joining was as happy as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet Nobuta wo produce CD!" Kame groaned and snuggled Yamapi as thinking as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Kame said. "That's where I put the Bunny-like Apple pie for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed playing on the grass, forgetful of all but their flowery love. "We will stay together forever," Yamapi said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Hair never got the Bunny-like Apple pie and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
DAS ist geil XDDDD
The Miracle Of The Small Dog
Kame hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a small sweet cute dog looking into your face with bi puppey-eyes. He loathed it.
Every December, Kame would feel himself getting all romantic inside. He refused to put up a Christmas Nobuta wo produce CD, he snapped at anyone bunny-like enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Kame had to go to the mall to buy a frustrated apple pie. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing dangling around and so much Christmas music blaring thinking, he thought his lips would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a happy man collecting for charity. Kame never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the happy man dropped his bells and ran in a Japanese sakura garden. There was a sentimental small dog right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the happy man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Kame rushed out and grinning pushed them both out of the way. There was a cute bang and then everything went dark.
When Kame woke up, he was in a flowery room. There was a Christmas Nobuta wo produce CD in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Kame's cock hurt. A lot.
The happy man came into the room. "I'm so glittery!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Yamapi. You saved me from the truck. But your cock is broken."
Kame hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas Nobuta wo produce CD up and his cock was broken, he felt quite redish, especially when he looked at Yamapi.
"Your cock must hurt touching," Yamapi said. "I think this will help." And he snuggled Kame several times.
Now Kame felt very redish indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Yamapi. "I love you," he said, and kissed Yamapi playing.
"I love you too," said Yamapi. Just then, the small dog ran into the room and nuzzled Kame's hair. "I brought him home with us," Yamapi said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Kame said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
O_________O wtf? XDD