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It's Zacky V here letting you inside my world for this past month or so. I guess we start off on a plane en route to NYC. We're getting ready to play on the biggest music show in the world. The only thing more exciting than seeing myself on the the world's biggest TV in the middle of Times Square is knowing that MTV just got penetrated by Avenged Sevenfold...forcefully. If you hated us to begin with I would love to see the look on your faces while we're taking over your world. Obviously we gad to go out to celebrate the performance so we headed over to Sparks Steakhouse. Dress code doesn't apply when you're in Avenged Sevenfold. The bar tab alone is worth a few karats...pretty impressive for a "shitey" band or whatever else the haters call us. Y'all are just jealous. So anyways, we continue drinking and me and Gates head ack to the hotel bar whle the rest of our entourage heads to Scores (Gentleman's Club) surprise, surprise. W meet up at 5am in the lobby to share stories before we get on the plane. We get home anf head straight to our bus to start the second leg of the cities of Evil tour.
We leave late that night and head to Tucson. At this point in our game it's nearly impossible to leave the bus or ackstage without causing an enormous scene. So we get the party brought to us. It's funny how "eager" girls are to meet us right now. Guys I'm tellin' ya, it's a good idea to lock up your daughters, wives and girlfriends before coming to se us, haha.
Alright, so here I am a week later. This last week of sold out shows has spawned enough groupie, drug, orgy stories to keep the presses printing for the rest of the year. But I'll save you the ink, just use your imagination.
Alright, I guess I left a little too much to your imagination so I'll leave you with this true story that takes place merely a few nights ago. We just played a kick ass sold out show in New Jersey and we're aout to run rampant in the casino where the venue is located. First we are invited to a VIP section of some fancy place and the drinks are free so we hit that up and of course there just happens to be some waayy too eager strippers there (surprise, surprise). So we leave and they won't stop following us. Myself, The Preacher, Synyster and our security guard Earl make a run for it to lose these chicks. We decide to head back up to our suite about an hour later and there is a naked stripper and a guy known as 'Ronnie Christmas'. He is drunk and flaccid to say the least so I thought I would get the party started.I felt it necessary to relieve myself on her back. We then ordered a thousand dollars worth of room service. Once again, the names have been changed to protect the guilty.
We leave late that night and head to Tucson. At this point in our game it's nearly impossible to leave the bus or ackstage without causing an enormous scene. So we get the party brought to us. It's funny how "eager" girls are to meet us right now. Guys I'm tellin' ya, it's a good idea to lock up your daughters, wives and girlfriends before coming to se us, haha.
Alright, so here I am a week later. This last week of sold out shows has spawned enough groupie, drug, orgy stories to keep the presses printing for the rest of the year. But I'll save you the ink, just use your imagination.
Alright, I guess I left a little too much to your imagination so I'll leave you with this true story that takes place merely a few nights ago. We just played a kick ass sold out show in New Jersey and we're aout to run rampant in the casino where the venue is located. First we are invited to a VIP section of some fancy place and the drinks are free so we hit that up and of course there just happens to be some waayy too eager strippers there (surprise, surprise). So we leave and they won't stop following us. Myself, The Preacher, Synyster and our security guard Earl make a run for it to lose these chicks. We decide to head back up to our suite about an hour later and there is a naked stripper and a guy known as 'Ronnie Christmas'. He is drunk and flaccid to say the least so I thought I would get the party started.I felt it necessary to relieve myself on her back. We then ordered a thousand dollars worth of room service. Once again, the names have been changed to protect the guilty.