Flickin' the bean.
I haven't updated in a while again, so I'll fill ya in on everything that's happened lately.
On Thursday, Brittany, Kangas, and Amber(s) got here around 7. We got all hotted up at went to River Rock. We had a pretty sweet fricken time, minus the unwanted dancers, haha. Two black guys invited us to a party out on 14 Mile. He's like "Y'all gon' roll through?" I was like ... sure... we'll be there. But yeah, that was a little too far out of town for my taste, so we didn't go. We went to 2nd Street after, and I met Ginger (haha) and Amber Wetton, Kangas, and Joe did vodka shots and all got thoroughly trashed. I made a sign that said, "Please Fuck Me... I've been drinking VODKA!" Amber found that rather amusing and wore it around all night. So then we came back and crashed here, and didn't really do too much else.
Friday, after all 5 of us showered and got ready, I went and picked up my check and we went and ate at Bob Evans. Damn good. Then I showed them campus and the town and that, and we just kinda hung here for most of the day. We decided around 5 to go down to Grand Rapids and go shopping. So a few missed exits and a near-accident later, we got to the mall. We shopped 'til the mall closed, and then headed home. When we got back, all of us plus Megan and Casey went to McDonald's and had some foodage. Then we pretty much just chilled here. Brittany and I hung out in Zach's room for a while and talked to him later on.
Saturday we went and had Pizza Hut, which was also great. We came back and each had a shot and then went to the hockey game. Ferris got spanked, but we had a good time. They liked the cheers that our nutty fans do. I think they're pretty sweet too. You get away with a lot more here than at Northern even, and especially at the high school hockey games. We all got drunk and pretty much ended up in different places. Brittany and I played Halo in Todd's room with Todd and Zach. Amber Larson went to sleep cuz she didn't feel good, and Amber and Kangas ended up in Joe and Andy's rooms, and Brittany and I hung out with Zach for a while. Amber and Kangas both passed out on Andy's fouton, and Brittany crashed in Zach's chair. I got to sleep in my own bed, so that was sweet.
Sunday, I woke up around 11:30 and helped them pack up their mounds of shit. I basically sat in my room all day on Sunday and enjoyed the peace and quiet, and then cleaned up my hurricane-ravaged room. I played Halo in Todd's room with him and Irish Dave and Zach, and that was about it for the night.
Monday I didn't really do much again. I took a nice nap and went to jazz band. Jazz band rules. I talked to Tom and Don a lot, they're both really nice. Matt gave me a ride home since it was about 25° outside. Casey and I hung out in Zach's room for quite a while and talked to him. He ditched us hardcore around 1:30, when Joe got back with Halo 2. I haven't got to play yet, but I guess it's pretty sweet. I drew Todd a fricken sweet picture of feedin' the geese. I'm pretty artsy with the dirty masturbation reference pictures lately. I drew him flickin' the bean, too. They both made it on his wall, since I'm awesome like that, haha. Todd is pretty cool. I've just gotten to know him in the last week or so, but he's fun to hang out with. He'll probably read this and be like, "yeah, that's right." haha, you rule Todd!
So today, I slept in and went to work. Pat asked me to help him proofread a letter of his, and I stayed 'til 4:15 to finish it. When I was done, he was like, "you're a sweetheart. You can be my secretary." I was like, fuckin right, cuz then I'd get to look at you all the time! haha. Wah. When I got back, I was in the hall talking to Irish Dave, Casey, and Zach, and Irish Dave was talking about the broom fuck story in his CJ book. He was talking about letting someone stick a broom handle up your ass for $10 million, and he was like, "I don't think I could do it if I knew it was coming. Just like, bend over and brace yourself for insertion." Wow, I was dying. Irish Dave rules too, lol. After work Casey, Joe and I went out and ate some Chinese. It wasn't really that good, and it was fuckin expensive.
So here I am. I'll probably just play some Halo 2 tonight. Brittany is going to transfer here. I'm SO excited. She applied and had transcripts sent from Northern and the high school. I think she'll really go through with it, which would rule hard core!
Yesss.
On Thursday, Brittany, Kangas, and Amber(s) got here around 7. We got all hotted up at went to River Rock. We had a pretty sweet fricken time, minus the unwanted dancers, haha. Two black guys invited us to a party out on 14 Mile. He's like "Y'all gon' roll through?" I was like ... sure... we'll be there. But yeah, that was a little too far out of town for my taste, so we didn't go. We went to 2nd Street after, and I met Ginger (haha) and Amber Wetton, Kangas, and Joe did vodka shots and all got thoroughly trashed. I made a sign that said, "Please Fuck Me... I've been drinking VODKA!" Amber found that rather amusing and wore it around all night. So then we came back and crashed here, and didn't really do too much else.
Friday, after all 5 of us showered and got ready, I went and picked up my check and we went and ate at Bob Evans. Damn good. Then I showed them campus and the town and that, and we just kinda hung here for most of the day. We decided around 5 to go down to Grand Rapids and go shopping. So a few missed exits and a near-accident later, we got to the mall. We shopped 'til the mall closed, and then headed home. When we got back, all of us plus Megan and Casey went to McDonald's and had some foodage. Then we pretty much just chilled here. Brittany and I hung out in Zach's room for a while and talked to him later on.
Saturday we went and had Pizza Hut, which was also great. We came back and each had a shot and then went to the hockey game. Ferris got spanked, but we had a good time. They liked the cheers that our nutty fans do. I think they're pretty sweet too. You get away with a lot more here than at Northern even, and especially at the high school hockey games. We all got drunk and pretty much ended up in different places. Brittany and I played Halo in Todd's room with Todd and Zach. Amber Larson went to sleep cuz she didn't feel good, and Amber and Kangas ended up in Joe and Andy's rooms, and Brittany and I hung out with Zach for a while. Amber and Kangas both passed out on Andy's fouton, and Brittany crashed in Zach's chair. I got to sleep in my own bed, so that was sweet.
Sunday, I woke up around 11:30 and helped them pack up their mounds of shit. I basically sat in my room all day on Sunday and enjoyed the peace and quiet, and then cleaned up my hurricane-ravaged room. I played Halo in Todd's room with him and Irish Dave and Zach, and that was about it for the night.
Monday I didn't really do much again. I took a nice nap and went to jazz band. Jazz band rules. I talked to Tom and Don a lot, they're both really nice. Matt gave me a ride home since it was about 25° outside. Casey and I hung out in Zach's room for quite a while and talked to him. He ditched us hardcore around 1:30, when Joe got back with Halo 2. I haven't got to play yet, but I guess it's pretty sweet. I drew Todd a fricken sweet picture of feedin' the geese. I'm pretty artsy with the dirty masturbation reference pictures lately. I drew him flickin' the bean, too. They both made it on his wall, since I'm awesome like that, haha. Todd is pretty cool. I've just gotten to know him in the last week or so, but he's fun to hang out with. He'll probably read this and be like, "yeah, that's right." haha, you rule Todd!
So today, I slept in and went to work. Pat asked me to help him proofread a letter of his, and I stayed 'til 4:15 to finish it. When I was done, he was like, "you're a sweetheart. You can be my secretary." I was like, fuckin right, cuz then I'd get to look at you all the time! haha. Wah. When I got back, I was in the hall talking to Irish Dave, Casey, and Zach, and Irish Dave was talking about the broom fuck story in his CJ book. He was talking about letting someone stick a broom handle up your ass for $10 million, and he was like, "I don't think I could do it if I knew it was coming. Just like, bend over and brace yourself for insertion." Wow, I was dying. Irish Dave rules too, lol. After work Casey, Joe and I went out and ate some Chinese. It wasn't really that good, and it was fuckin expensive.
So here I am. I'll probably just play some Halo 2 tonight. Brittany is going to transfer here. I'm SO excited. She applied and had transcripts sent from Northern and the high school. I think she'll really go through with it, which would rule hard core!
Yesss.