Okay, so this is a nice little piece I'd like to call, "How to Brush Your Teeth"
Hokay, so this is how it goes.
You should first go to the room where you keep your dental hygeine items, may it be stuff to clean out your braces (which i'd know nothing about because i dont have braces.)or whatever.. as long as a toothbrush and toothpaste are there. So, you look at your toothbrush. After you look at your toothbrush, you may extend your arm toward the toothbrush, where then you can firmly grasp the toothbrush, but you can't grab it on the bristles. that is very important because you may make the bristles dirty depending on how clean your hands are. after you grasp the HANDLE of the toothbrush, you may want to wet the bristles. you may be asking, "HOW THE HECK DO I DO THAT?" well, i'll tell you. you take the free hand that you have and depending on how your faucet is, it could be easy or hard. if you have a handle that you can just move, you can take your free hand, (this is the hand w/o the toothbrush in it) and just grab the handle and push it in an upward motion, and put the faucet handle where you have the desired faucet temperature. if you have a sink with twisty knob thingys, this may be difficult for you,(if you have the previously mentioned knob, tune this next part out) because there are two knobs and you have a toothbrush in your hand. so this is what you do. you gently place the toothbrush beside the sink, so that you can use both hands for this one. okay, after you have set the toothbrush down, you can use both hands to turn the knobby thingys and then you can turn them to the point where the water is at the desired temp. after you do this, you can pick your toothbrush back up. after you have picked up your toothbrush, you can now put the bristles of the toothbrush under the water to make the bristles wet so that you can brush eisier. but i'm getting ahead of myself because we haven't even put the toothpaste on the toothbrush yet! after you put the toothbrush under the water, you can take it out. now comes a hard step: you have to take your free hand and grasp the toothpaste. now, if you have a tube of toothpaste, if you grasp it too tightly, you may cause a toothpaste explosion, and we don't want that, so if you grasp the toothpaste, then don't grasp it too hard. :D after you have grasped the toothpaste, you can now open the toothpaste. take the toothpaste and squirt the desired amount over the bristles. now, you must be careful not to get any toothpaste on the handle. this may cause a mess. or something. so, after you've done that. you may take the toothpaste and close it. after you have closed the toothpaste, you may gently set it on the counter. gently. because if you throw the toothpaste at the counter, it may think that youre mad at it. so don't throw it. after you have set down the toothpaste, you can take the toothpasted toothbrush and stick it in your mouth. after you have put it in your mouth, you need to make sure that you stuck the bristled side in your mouth rather than the handle. (personally, i think if you stuck the handle in your mouth, youre really really stupid.) so then, after you have made sure the bristled side is indeed in your mouth, you can now brush the bristles over your teeth. all of your teeth. over the front, the tops, the back, and make sure that you have indeed gotten all of your teeth. BONUS: you can even brush your tongue. it's actually a good idea, because you probably have god knows what on your tongue. so after you have brushed your teeth and/or tongue you can now take the toothbrush out of your mouth. now, since you have not yet turned off your faucet, you can now take your toothbrush and wash it off under the faucet (especially the bristles). after you have washed your toothbrush, you can take the toothbrush and gently place it on the counter beside the toothpaste. make sure once again to gently place the toothbrush because the counter did nothing to you. after you sit the toothbrush down, you can now either put the knob thingy for the faucet down, or twist the knobs closed. you are now finished brushing your teeth. BONUS BONUS: you could follow up with listerine!
you can leave the room and go about your life with good breath.
thus, "How to Brush Your Teeth."
i hope it was as delightful for you to read as it was for me to type.
Katie.
You should first go to the room where you keep your dental hygeine items, may it be stuff to clean out your braces (which i'd know nothing about because i dont have braces.)or whatever.. as long as a toothbrush and toothpaste are there. So, you look at your toothbrush. After you look at your toothbrush, you may extend your arm toward the toothbrush, where then you can firmly grasp the toothbrush, but you can't grab it on the bristles. that is very important because you may make the bristles dirty depending on how clean your hands are. after you grasp the HANDLE of the toothbrush, you may want to wet the bristles. you may be asking, "HOW THE HECK DO I DO THAT?" well, i'll tell you. you take the free hand that you have and depending on how your faucet is, it could be easy or hard. if you have a handle that you can just move, you can take your free hand, (this is the hand w/o the toothbrush in it) and just grab the handle and push it in an upward motion, and put the faucet handle where you have the desired faucet temperature. if you have a sink with twisty knob thingys, this may be difficult for you,(if you have the previously mentioned knob, tune this next part out) because there are two knobs and you have a toothbrush in your hand. so this is what you do. you gently place the toothbrush beside the sink, so that you can use both hands for this one. okay, after you have set the toothbrush down, you can use both hands to turn the knobby thingys and then you can turn them to the point where the water is at the desired temp. after you do this, you can pick your toothbrush back up. after you have picked up your toothbrush, you can now put the bristles of the toothbrush under the water to make the bristles wet so that you can brush eisier. but i'm getting ahead of myself because we haven't even put the toothpaste on the toothbrush yet! after you put the toothbrush under the water, you can take it out. now comes a hard step: you have to take your free hand and grasp the toothpaste. now, if you have a tube of toothpaste, if you grasp it too tightly, you may cause a toothpaste explosion, and we don't want that, so if you grasp the toothpaste, then don't grasp it too hard. :D after you have grasped the toothpaste, you can now open the toothpaste. take the toothpaste and squirt the desired amount over the bristles. now, you must be careful not to get any toothpaste on the handle. this may cause a mess. or something. so, after you've done that. you may take the toothpaste and close it. after you have closed the toothpaste, you may gently set it on the counter. gently. because if you throw the toothpaste at the counter, it may think that youre mad at it. so don't throw it. after you have set down the toothpaste, you can take the toothpasted toothbrush and stick it in your mouth. after you have put it in your mouth, you need to make sure that you stuck the bristled side in your mouth rather than the handle. (personally, i think if you stuck the handle in your mouth, youre really really stupid.) so then, after you have made sure the bristled side is indeed in your mouth, you can now brush the bristles over your teeth. all of your teeth. over the front, the tops, the back, and make sure that you have indeed gotten all of your teeth. BONUS: you can even brush your tongue. it's actually a good idea, because you probably have god knows what on your tongue. so after you have brushed your teeth and/or tongue you can now take the toothbrush out of your mouth. now, since you have not yet turned off your faucet, you can now take your toothbrush and wash it off under the faucet (especially the bristles). after you have washed your toothbrush, you can take the toothbrush and gently place it on the counter beside the toothpaste. make sure once again to gently place the toothbrush because the counter did nothing to you. after you sit the toothbrush down, you can now either put the knob thingy for the faucet down, or twist the knobs closed. you are now finished brushing your teeth. BONUS BONUS: you could follow up with listerine!
you can leave the room and go about your life with good breath.
thus, "How to Brush Your Teeth."
i hope it was as delightful for you to read as it was for me to type.
Katie.