Apr 29, 2004 01:54
An Irish man walks into the bar and orders three shots in three seperate glasses.
The bartender says, "You know I can put all the shots in one glass."
"No no," the Irishman says, "I want it this way"
So the bartender sets up the drinks and the Irishman drinks them. As the weeks past he makes a habit of this. The bartender asks him, "why do you want the drinks set up like this?"
And the Irishman says, "well one is for me, and the other two are for me brothers back home Seamus and Paul so we can all have a drink together." the bartender is really touched by this.
A few weeks later the Irishman comes in and orders two drinks in two seperate glasses. This concerns the bartender. "Are your brothers, Seamus and Paul okay? you only ordered two drinks, are they alright?"
"Oh," says the Irishman, "Me brothers are just fine. I've quite drinking is all!"