From Mac.
"I'm from Maryland. I cuss...a lot. I'm not from the south nor do I have a southern acent. It's soda - not "pop" or "Coke." It's "the beach" not "the shore." I'm not a hick. I'm from Montgomery County and Langley Park is typically a place we don't talk about. It's "D.C." not "Washington" and I know never to trust MapQuest for directions. I love the metro and think the subway is dirty. I can see the president's house any goddamn time I want. My words have distinct syllables and I don't blend them together. And if i've learned one thing in college, it's that people who aren't from the D.C. area are worthless"